BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle told Anderson Cooper that one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, self-centered singers in the music business, Madonna Louise Ciccione, has ballooned up to 247 pounds in the nude (oops we can't unhear that).
Madonna, who has gone from being "The Material Girl," to "The Material Grandmother" says that it's really kind of like an optical illusion.
When told that her cellulite has cellulite, she made a face and said that she still has the prettiest breasts in Brooklyn.
Miss Chipotle remarked, that Maddie forgets to mention that her tits are now covering up her belly button and are inching down towards her elongated bikini line.
SIDENOTE: Weight Watchers has informed the singer that they will not be using her in their 'before and after' commercials after all because with her there really is NO 'after.'
