LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart reveals that Buckingham Palace has informed her that a Royal Air Force fighter jet has shot down a Chinese drone that was flying over the city of Liverpool.
Reports are that the drone was of the XYZ class drone, and can fly undetected for up to 18,000 miles.
Reports are that Chinese President Xi Jingping is so mad he has wet his Japanese komono and actually fired two of his maids for no apparent reason.
British spokesperson Tyrus Bottomfiddle says that China is demanding that England pay for the damages, which amounts to $3.7 million (US).
