Tit 4 Tat … Ping Pong Rules the Sky

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 12 February 2023

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Francis Gary Powers ... Pilot of an American "Weather Balloon"

The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up.

China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and when Biden shot it down, the Chinese felt insulted.

The infiltration and the blame go ping pong ping pong … are their children playing a game? No, just world leaders, again …

So then what happened next, grandpa?

Well, sonny, then the Chinese – not to be outdone with their clean and clear skies – said they saw a UFO! Wow! How convenient!

And then what happened, grandpa … yawn …

Not to be outdone, the Americans said they shot down a UFO over Alaska!

Wow, golly, grandpa, and did the Americans take the UFO and reverse engineer it to find out what made it tick?

No, they faked the whole thing, like the moon landing and 911 and the Gulf of Tonkin to start the Vietnam war and the First Gulf War in which CNN reporters filmed the Marines stepping foot on a Kuwaiti beach … sigh, the Americans are well known (or they will be) for faking so much of their own history. So other countries have to do the same thing – it’s called deflection from the truth and the scams.

It’s all a tit for tat, grandpa? What’ll happen next? Will the ping get ponged or the pong get pinged?

Let’s see, what does the spinning wheel tell us … maybe a spy plane shot down – one in China, then one in America (remember when the U-2 spy plane was shot down over Bono’s house, and it gave him an idea for a band? Another example of America sneaking around the world, playing innocent as they destroy all they can in the name of their Imperialism.)

[As Wikipedia tells us: “Initially, American authorities acknowledged the incident as the loss of a civilian weather research aircraft operated by NASA, but were forced to admit the mission's true purpose a few days later after the Soviet government produced the captured pilot and parts of the U-2's surveillance equipment, including photographs of Soviet military bases.”]

And then what happened, grandpa?

Who knows and who cares, go outside, junior, that’s enough television and the internet for today … all the bullshit that’s fit to print will rot your mind …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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