In Past - Trump Detected by Chinese Spy Balloons From 50,000 Feet

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 7 February 2023

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Dongning, China, yesterday.

Recently there was white Chinese spy balloon - which Biden shot down. In the past - when Trump was President - the Chinese also sent several spy balloons over America.

Most passed over military bases in California, Texas and Florida. None were detected.

Security was Lax in the Trump years - The President didn't care and nobody else cared. And Trump wanted to dismantle NATO, along with his "friend" Putin.

According to an escaped Chinese Scientist - they actually got Pictures of Trump at his golf course in West Palm Beach.

The Golf cart had the Presidential Logo - and nearby was a large, obese figure in White.. hacking his way out of sand traps.

The spy cameras were able to identify it as Trump.

After days of watching the Chinese were perplexed. Doesn't this guy work anytime? He is always at the golf course.

How can America solve its many problems with the President always at the golf course?

Finally, the Leadership said - 'This is great for us. We can take over the World - while Trump golfs. Send President Trump 10 cases of our finest golf balls. '

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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