There were 270 spoof news stories published in November 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
The NFL Players Federation Names Cinderella Zephyr "The Best Female Comedian In The USA"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cinderella Zephyr, who utters more cuss words that lumberjacks at an Oregon lumberjack camp has just been named The Best Comedian In the USA by The NFL Players Federation. Zephyr who is 28, is in the Gunness Book of Wor…
Read full storyColombia Is Recalling 19.2 Tons of Defective Amazon Nose Candy Cocaine
BOGOTA, Colombia - (Drug Satire) - The CIA is reporting that one of South America's leading drug cartels has just informed US drug dealers that they are recalling 19.2 tons of Amazon Nose Candy, which is one of the most potent cocaine drugs in the en…
Read full storyMozambican Female Distance Runners Have The Biggest Vaginas In The World
MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique. A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women w…
Read full storyA Wisconsin Firefighter Is Very Upset With His Wife After He Finds a 12-Inch Vibrator In Her Panties Drawer
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with National Rumblings reports that a firefighter in Sheboygan found a 12-inch vibrator in his wife's panties drawer. The firefighter identified as Gavitt Drizzelinski, 29, said that he had been…
Read full storyA Cincinnati Woman's Vagina Is So Big, She Says She Can Store Two Pounds of Peanuts In It
CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course,…
Read full storyHerschel Is Surfin’ the Red Wave
Herschel Walker has achieved so much in his life. He says he was a cop and he was in the military and trained with the FBI, and of course we all know by now he threatened to kill his wife by putting a gun to her head. Every one of his family membe…
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Nikita Putin Is Secretly Planning To Invade Cambodia
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that a secret document has been found in which President Vladimir Nikita Putin is planning on invading Cambodia within the near future. Putski, as VP Kamala Harris calls him, revealed that…
Read full storyXi is a Virus from Space!
The world’s greatest worker’s paradise isn’t working too well. Wuhan started Covid, and the people of Wuhan are trying to end it. They don’t like they’re dictator, and the dick is confused as to why! Sci-fi writers the world over can only make edu…
Read full storyNeanderthals, 70,000 Years ago, Were the First Chefs - Ate Meat and also Veggie Burgers
Neanderthals are our close cousins. I saw a fascinating article about Neanderthal cooking and looked it up on Google. Imagine yourself back 70, 000 years ago living with others in a huge cave in Iraq. There is a Julia Child type older Neand…
Read full storyCrash Test Moon Dummies and NASA’s Great Lie
Three crash-test dummies, or better yet, space radiation test dummies are heading to the moon. They will be covered in 5,600 sensors to test the radiation levels as they travel to the moon. Will they get out and walk and take selfies and drive a moon…
Read full storyA List of 10 Words That Trump The Racist Cannot Pronounce
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, has compiled a list of ten words that the fucked up Nazi predator (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump) cannot pronounce. The orange he-bitch will swear up and down, and sideways that he…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says That Liz Truss Told Him She Is Seriously Considering Running For Mayor of London
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth Truss informed BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that she revealed to President Biden that she is seriously considering running for mayor of London. Truss stated that he…
Read full storyBrooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says He Has Had His Fill of Nazi-Lover Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York City's top mafia boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has let all of his "Associates" know that he has had his fill of the Nazi-loving, pussy-grabbing orange bastard (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump). Goombalini, who is the…
Read full storyBilly’s Hot Geek Injection Tour 2022
Who wants to hop on the Bill Gates Tour 2002? Billy boy is in Kenya, where he’ll meet with leaders and lots of little kids who are begging for Bill’s needle in their arms. Then he’ll head on over to Madagascar, South Africa, The Gambia, the Congo…
Read full storyThings getting exciting in the Archers
Things are getting exciting in the Archers, with not one, but two choirs in the offing. One is aimed at the youth, and the other is aimed at the older bods, and you just know that come Christmas, there will be either blood-shed or a sing-along for…
Read full storyBaseball's Greatest Pitcher Nolan Ryan Has Just Purchased 7 Whataburger Restaurants
ALVIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Sport's Mirror has just broken the story that Hall of Fame super star pitcher Nolan Ryan has just gotten into the fast food business. SM writer Tortilla Torres, said that the pitcher who holds over 400 pitching…
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months. Khloe said that since the break…
Read full storyCafe Launches Brussels Sprout Coffee
Chutney on the Fritz's Hipster hang out, the etch a sketch Cafe, Sketchers has launched new Brussels sprout and parsnip flavoured coffee for the festive season. The cafe's newest owner (it has gone through five in three years) Shane Worthington sa…
Read full storyProduction on "Rust" Resumes With a Bang
In a controversial move, Alec Baldwin's movie "Rust" is resuming a year after production was shut down in New Mexico due to the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was shot with a prop gun. The New York Post has described the film as “doome…
Read full storyAlexa, You Fuckin’ Censoring Robot Wife!
Hey, how you doin’? I’m Vinny Carbone I got one of those, whaddaya call it, Alexa robot things from Amazon or whatever. It’s a hunk a shit but my wife likes it, her idea, she says it’s the way of the future or some horseshit – future my ass! Anywa…
Read full storySex With A Turkey: “Don’t Do It, Joe,” Warns Elmer Smuckmeister
BILLINGSGATE POST: After watching President Biden getting a little too friendly with one of the turkeys he pardoned before Thanksgiving, Elmer Smuckmeister, no stranger to his own sheep, admonished Joe Biden: “Don’t do it, Joe. Those rascals will…
Read full storyA Woman Born Without A Vagina Gives Birth To Twins
POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - A 29-year-old woman, who is employed as a palm reader. recently made national headlines when she gave birth to twins. What made that feat so amazing is that the woman, identified as Windella Kobelli, was bo…
Read full storyVatican Releases New Software Package
The COVID crisis, combined with the proliferation of high speed internet connections, has resulted in large numbers of school children learning remotely, rather than attending class in person. This development has proven especially problematic f…
Read full storyA Former Cheerleader Does The Splits On Her 83rd Birthday and Cracks 3 Ribs, Bruises Her Labia Majora, and Breaks Her Uterus
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - A former cheerleader for The Sacajawea State University Buffalo Hunters was severely injured on her 83rd birthday. Tandi Hoophaus, the senior executive director at The Older Than The Hills Senior Citzens Re…
Read full storyBelgian Team Eliminated For Too Many Men In the Shower At World Cup
World Cup Breaking News Spoof - Vegas was taking bets on which team would be eliminated first at the World Cup for violating regional laws, many pegging France or the Italians. But very few had put a wager on tiny Belgium being the first team elim…
Read full storyA Philadelphia Man Ate 40 Chickens in 40 Days
Philadelphia restaurant owner, Alexander Foninsky, recently ate 40 cooked chickens in 40 days to spread Joy in the World. He is locally called ‘Rotisserie Man.' He has not explained how eating 40 chickens spreads Joy in the World - but just s…
Read full storyIn a Brilliant Business Move Uber Is Now Using Bicycles-Built-For-Two
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle reports that Uber has decided to use bicycles-built-for-two in their day-to-day, night-to-night business operation. The idea was widely received by the Uber powers-that-be, as…
Read full storyQuestions Without Answers for the NRA and their Spawn
Do they know it’s Christmas … wasn’t that a song once? Well, the NRA and other guns whackos want America to know that Black Friday is here and Christmas is coming! So what do millions of Americans get for mom, dad and the 2.5 kids (or a litter of…
Read full storyLiz Truss, Who is An Avid Tennis Player, Enters London's Robin Hood General Hospital To Get Her Vagina Tightened
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the former prime minister of England, Liz Truss, has entered The Robin Hood General Hospital in Soho, to get her vagina tightened. According to BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, the tennis playing Tru…
Read full storyThe Oldest British Human Fossils Found at Boxgrove in Sussex Finally Analyzed
Fossilized human Bones 480, 000 years old were found at Boxgrove in Sussex several years ago - and have finally been analyzed. They were compared to human remains from a cave complex in Spain - which help identify them. The Early Brit. was named…
Read full storyI Can See Paradise By The Dark Side of the Moon
Trump has done a YUGE deal with China to put Trump casinos, golf clubs, rape parlours, groping classes, incest swinger’s clubs, diaper factories, an Melania vagina-scented candles (and Ivanka too) on the Moon! The dark side, that is, where only Ch…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Win The World Series!!!
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros showed the baseball world, that they are the best baseball team in the entire world. The Astros beat the Phillies from Philadelphia quite convincingly and left millions of weeping fans in the city of…
Read full storyBrooklyn's Goombalini Sports-Loving Crime Family Has Just Purchased Seven Sports Bars
BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…
Read full storyThe Queen of Reality Shows, Kate Gosselin Reveals That She Had Her Hooha (Vagina) Tuned Up
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - Kate Gosselin, who is 47, opened up to RumorLand News writer Zackary Yukon. Kate, who was nicknamed "Kate The Great" by former lover Steven Tyler, frontman with Aerosmith, said that she is proud to announ…
Read full storyA US Fighter Jet Downs a Fucked Up Cambodian Cargo Plane That Entered Into US Air Space
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the White House Press that an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet shot down a Cambodian C-19 cargo plane. POTUS said that the Cambodian plane entered US air space just outside of the Oregon town…
Read full storyLondon Bobbies Panic at the Evil Glare of Rocky Raccoon
The Smiths once sang about panic on the streets of London … and now for something completely normal. London cops with billy clubs are about as effective as London cops with whistles and tiny notebooks and tinier pencils. Have you heard of mace, pe…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Tells Anderson Cooper That Her Sister-In-Law Kate Middleton Is A Brit Bitch
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In the world of "Sisters-In-Law" there is no fucking love lost between the wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) and the wife of Prince William (Kate Middleton). Both gals hate each other as much as VP Kamala Harris…
Read full storyMan who likes public humiliation still not satisfied
Political whipping boy Matt Hancock, you know him. Yes, you do. Balding. ineffective conservative minister? No, well you would know him if you saw him, anyway, not having had enough ritual humiliation, he has decided that he would like some more.
Read full storySee the Clever Condom Skit On the New Trump Network
Have you seen the Condom Skit on the New Trump Network? They made it look like an ad. Imitating Saturday Night Live - obviously. Trump is Mad at being dumped by Rupert Murdoch - so took 100 million Dollars of political donations and is starti…
Read full storyGodzilla Runs for President
Godzilla is on his private tropical island (Florida) and the Military tries to destroy him (The Republican Party). But it is futile. He just goes over stomps a few - and the rest kneel down in Worship. Meanwhile behind him - thousand of Godzill…
Read full storyWorld Cup of Politics
Hello and welcome to the 2millionth Annual Political Football Match for World Supremacy. And we have the Fascists versus Antifa. The North Korean and the American Republicans are going up against British Labour and the Taiwanese Environmentalis…
Read full storyAn Important Announcement Concerning POETRY
Hello, this is Nigel Frickenhoffenpeppergotliceinmejeans, the world authority on all things poetry. During the pandemic, which some feel is still not over but no one wants to breathe their own garlic breath through a fucking mask anymore, so bring…
Read full storyDonald Trump blames Canada for GOP’s poor showing in election
As votes are still being counted following this year’s midterm elections, it is clear that the anticipated Republican red wall won’t materialise. Democrats have reached 50 seats in the Senate, which, with the Vice President’s deciding vote, gives the…
Read full storyWho will be the third person to run for President in 2024
Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next. Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock…
Read full storyCheryl Cole Names Her Brand New Persian Cat "Lionel" In Honor of Soccer Great Lionel Messi
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat. Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez' mom, named the…
Read full storyThe Pope Says That Donald Trump Is Positively Going To Go To Hell
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice reports that Pope Francisco has told his Catholic flock that if there has ever been a hate-spewing SOB who needs to go to hell it is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The pope said that when he does he…
Read full storyTHE BLACKLIST Television Series Has A Season 10
Ug! Season 9 of The Blacklist is over and done with. Boo hoo. Humbug! But ah ha! There is a season 10 coming in February 2023. Regrettably, protagonist Raymond Reddington, performed by actor James Spader, will not be going into the shenanigan…
Read full storyTrump Said That He Is Thinking About Running For President on The American Nazi Party Ticket
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - According to GOPicky Magazine, Donald "Butthole" Trump has finally come to the realization that the members of the GOP do not want anything to do with his predatorial stinking ass. Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky…
Read full storyNorth Korea Launches a Missile That Goes Haywire and Destroys a North Korean Whorehouse
PYONGYANG, North Korea - (World Satire) - President Kim Jong-un is madder than a thoroughbred racehorse with diarrhea. The Kimster has just learned that his space program, The Nice Rice Space Agency, launched a missile that went haywire and ended…
Read full storyThe Kookaburra Laughs
The world is weird and sometimes wonderful. (There is very little comedy, but perhaps some Orwellian satire – yes, it comes in many forms – in this piece.) China’s creation of the Covid virus may be its undoing. After all, most communist countries…
Read full storyKing Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the late queen's pride and joy was her monthly participation in the Buck House fox hunts. Queen Elizabeth's best friend, Piers Morgan, told the BBC, that outside of having her feet massaged by…
Read full storyScotland Yard Reports That The World War II Luftwaffe Bomber Bomb That Was Found In The Basement of Buckingham Palace Has Been Stolen
LONDON - (Satire News) - In a strange turn of events, the WWII Luftwaffe bomber bomb that was found in the Buckingham Palace basement has been stolen. A representative for Scotland Yard said that they are checking surveillance video to see if they…
Read full storyThe Five Kardashian Sisters Are Very Concerned About The Nation's Tampon Shortage
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo says that the Kardashian sisters are extremely upset about the tampon shortage that has just hit the nation. Miss Bamboo said that Kim, who was recently dumped by her boyfrie…
Read full storyA United Kingdom Rugby Player Is Caught In Portugal With 30 Pounds of Marijuana In His Tesla Truck
EL GUAPO, PORTUGAL - (Satire News) - A player who plays for The Wanking Warriors of The English Premiership Rugby Union was caught with 30 pounds of refined Swiss marijuana in a suitcase in his Tesla truck. The player identified as Rolf P. Gladsto…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Bequeathed Lots of Her Money To The UK Fox Hound Charity
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth left $47,000 to The UK Fox Hound Charity. As everyone knows, the queen loved going on her monthly fox hunts with her BFF Piers Morgan, and sometimes with her favorite son, King Charles III. The BBC repor…
Read full storyCheck, Mate
You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…
Read full storyMeteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
Read full storyA List of Tweets About Trump From Friends, Relatives, & Ex-Friends
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx has compiled a list of tweets about Donald Trump from friends, relatives, and ex-friends. Trump is one of the most hated individuals in the history of the United States.
Read full storyThe Austin-Based Bezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Purchased JetBlue Airlines
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just informed the flying public that the largest corporation in the entire world has just purchased JetBlue Airlines. Cloud 9 reporter Lexi Aspen spoke with a spokesperson for the huge airline a…
Read full storyThe Alamo Is Visited By More Tourists Than The Eiffel Tower, The Tower Big Ben, and The La Brea Tar Pits Combined
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, the most unpopular, and most hated governor in the history of state governors, Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott is catching hellacious hell for having the audacity an…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Reveals His Favorite UK Hip Hop Band
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just informed the BBC the name of King Charles III's favorite hip hop British band. Foote said that since becoming king, Charles has attended two concerts by the rap band nam…
Read full storyMelania Trump Plans To Amaze Boyfriend LeBron James With a Very Sexy Surprise
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of the US tax evader, Donald Trump, informed Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is planning to surprise her NBA beau, LeBron James with a very sexy, intimate tattoo. Melly told…
Read full storyOnly Five Brave Republican House Members Are Needed To Vote In A Democratic Speaker
Disgusted with the neo-Nazi Republican party? All it takes is five Republican House members to vote for a Democratic Speaker of the House. Did you know that? Kevin McCarthy is giving away pots and pans and sets of dishes making all kinds of deals,…
Read full storyA List of Ten Illegal Tweets From The Pussy Grabber Donald Trump
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette has compiled a list of ten illegal tweets that were put out by Donald The Pussy Grabber. The Trumptard knows full-well that he is violating tweeting policy by tweeting, since the orange ass…
Read full storyThe World's Greatest Female Boxer Knocks Out Her Male Opponent In The 1st Round!
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that the greatest woman boxer in the history of the sport is now 29-0. New Jersey-native Shannon Riggatori easy beat male boxer Tony "The Fist" Pantavelli, knocking him out j…
Read full storyMerry Christmas With Six Wishes Answered In 2022
Top of the list, since 2020, the annual (soon like the 4th of July) wish to come true is Trump’s 2020 presidential election loss. Amen. Alleluia! Thank you, God! Trump’s failure is like the gift he keeps giving to the U.S. and the world. Trump’s…
Read full storyJason Aldean's Wife Named The Most Hateful Wife In Country Music
SHIT CREEK, Georgia - (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just named Brittany Kerr Aldean as "The Most Evil, Hateful Country Singer's Wife In Country Music." Brittany Kerr Aldean, who flopped on American Idol several seasons ago, is regarde…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Line of Blondes Have More Fun Designer Victoria's Secret Panties Are Flying Off The Shelves
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…
Read full storyA High School Spanish Teacher Is Reprimanded For Her Upskirt Shots During Class
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx says that a Spanish teacher at Blake Shelton High School in Tulsa has been reprimanded for showing her panties to her students during class. Viviana Chillwinkle, 29, was asked by the…
Read full storyPresident Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah Throw Turbans Into The Ring For Next Election
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah will be throwing their turbans into the ring and run for a second term in the coming presidential election. In a previous post, it was noted that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah spelled ba…
Read full storyLondon's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - London's Hussies Union #169 has just endorsed singer/actress Cheryl Cole to be the next prime minister of the United Kingdom. The whore union has 903 members, including one who was voted London's Best Fucking Whore of 2022…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Says That Paul McCartney Told Her He Would Gladly Accept The UK's Prime Minister Position
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…
Read full storyChinese Fast Food Menu of Super Deliciousness!
China has taken a bit of a hit in its worldwide image ever since Covid revealed how much the Chinese love eating things that very few non-Chinese people do. Now, a new Chinese burger chain is opening across the globe, everywhere that China has jam…
Read full storyRNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel Tells Trump To Go Away - He's Boring As Shit!
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Republican National chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, has made it abundantly clear that she and all of the members of the GOP have moved on from Trump the loser (aka Trump the Twice Impeached) and now want him to simply go the fuck…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left The Gold In Her Teeth To Her Adopted Ukrainian Step-Son
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the British press that his dear, late mum, bequeathed the gold in her teeth to her step-son, Billiando Chekchov Windsor. Charlie, as the queen called him, said that "Billy" was so overjo…
Read full storyEveryone is Gay
God was left shaking his head today after everyone in the world woke up and decided they are gay. Robert The Construction Worker was first up and instead of ordering his usual BEST (bacon, egg, sausage, tomato) breakfast sandwich told the roadsid…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Reveals A Very Personal Fact About The Sports Tattoo On Her Ass
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa has just broken the story regarding an intimate sports tattoo that Ivanka Trump has recently had removed from her body. Miss Sabrosa said that Ivanka told her that she had…
Read full storyWimpy Restaurants Introduce Their Brand New Touchdown Burger
BLOOMINGTON, Indiana - (Satire News) The restaurant chain that was founded back in 1934, but has been quietly idlying in the slow fast food lane, has just announced that it is joining the burger battle. Daris "Pickles" Rapparight, a spokesperson f…
Read full storyRussia Reports That The RAF Fighter Jet Pilot Who Was Shot Down Over Ukraine Is Now In Prison
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian authorities report that UK pilot Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, who was shot down near the town of Losova, Ukraine, is now being held in an undisclosed prison in the USSR. Capt. Greengate says that he feels somewhat…
Read full story14 year old Matt Hancock setting up support group
14-year-old schoolboy Matt Hancock has set up an online support group for anyone who shares a name with a celebrity. 'Yes' said Matt 'I thought it was time for a group like this. Not every person called Matt Hancock is like the politician. Some of…
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith's Therapist Confirms That She Is In Fact a Certified Troublemaking Asshole!
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months of speculation on the part of the Tinsel Town celebrity press, it has finally been confirmed that Will Smith's, mean spirited, bi-polar, evil-hearted wife is in fact depressed beyond belief. Papaya Bam…
Read full storyShould Elon Musk Be Deported Back To South Africa?
After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…
Read full storyLiz Truss Is Secretly Dating Mike Field (Again)
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that former prime minister Liz Truss was spotted in the lobby of luxurious Friar Tuck Hotel in Waterloo. Mrs. Truss was seen holding hands while playing "footsie" with her former lover, Mike Field. Tyrus…
Read full storyHow The Hell Did An Evil, Hate-Spewing, Racist Like Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Win???
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The entire Lone Star state, even the GOPers and GOPettes are in shock as they cannot for the life of themselves figure out how the hell Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott managed to get his relic old ass re-elected. Baseball grea…
Read full storyIt's Been Verified That The Recently Discovered Naked Photos of Queen Elizabeth That Were Found In Birmingham Are Believed To Be Photoshopped
BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - Birmingham Morning Banner writer Arabelle Koyquist writes that two streetwalkers have come across a suitcase that was filled with alleged nude photos of the late queen. According to one of the trollops the fac…
Read full storyThe Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Confesses That She Had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has let the pussy (cat) out of the bag, as she has revealed that she recently had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery. Miley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has been wanting to get the proced…
Read full storyBritain's 707th Regiment Defeated At The Battle of Konotop
KONOTOP, Ukraine - (Satire News) - British reporter Tango Brisket with The Twickenham Times-Telegram reports that England's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment showed itself as being not very elite. Brisket who is embedded with the famed regimen…
Read full storyDolly Parton's New Perfume, Eau de Dolly's Muffin Parfum, Is Selling Like Hot Dogs At a Baseball Game
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency writes that Dolly Parton's brand new perfume is selling like hot dogs at a baseball game. Diddle spoke with Dolly who said that she cannot believe that at the age…
Read full storyLionel Messi and The Entire Argentinian World Cup Team Get Beat By Saudi Arabia In The Biggest Upset In World Cup History
QATAR - (World Cup Sports News) - The Argentinian soccer team, which along with Brazil is favored to win the World Cup Finals, has just been a part of the greatest upset in the history of soccer or football as they refer to it in the United Kingdom.
Read full storyTexts From New York City Whores
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has compiled a list of texts from prostitutes who ply their trade in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Queens. These street walkers have all been working girls for lots of years;…
Read full storyPresident Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys
WASHINGTON, D.C., Nov. 21 — In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this morning, President Biden continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. While Forbes estimates that…
Read full storyQueen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles Is Being Touted To Be The United Kingdom's Next Prime Minister
MANCHESTER - (Satire News) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper is reporting that Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is being considered to be the United Kingdom's next prime minister. MMM reporter Cutter Shiloh, informed the public that King…
Read full story2077: The Year America Died on the Toilet, Just Like Elvis!
The Nazis are out in full force! Some guy at a Washington airport spews “Heil Hitler”, and Trump invites Nick Fuentes and Kanye West to Mar, and says he has no idea who David Duke is, but he’ll take the KKK’s money. That’s true capitalism. Does…
Read full storyLadies - New Winter Bikinis For Miami Beach - Mesh Tops with Lollipops
This Fanny Farmer, - one of YouTube's top fashion Influencers - (If I don't say so myself). I am competing against Ivanka Trump and others - these are some tough women to beat - so I travel extensively. My name explains me. I have a rather l…
Read full storyTexts About Republican Politicians
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle recently compiled a list of texts from some noted and unnoted United States GOP politicians. The politicos ranged from Ted "Dracula Face" Cruz to Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConne…
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LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - Alabama state troopers have just released an arrest report that shows one Cordell "Butch" Moonshine, 34, of nearby Cotton Britches, Alabama, being arrested at 3:15 am at The Confederate General Stonewall Jackson P…
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NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pete Davidson was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo why he dumped the sexy, sultry Kim Kardashian. Davidson who is only 29, said that at first the thought that the idea of him being in love and hav…
Read full storyClint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of Cable Television' most popular Old West shows, "Hell On Wheels" has just announced that western star Clint Eastwood has agreed to appear on the hit TV show. A spokesperson for the highly-rated show told LaLaLand…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…
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IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion. The woman is a resident o…
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