LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that the greatest woman boxer in the history of the sport is now 29-0.
New Jersey-native Shannon Riggatori easy beat male boxer Tony "The Fist" Pantavelli, knocking him out just 37 seconds into the first round.
Pantavelli's record now falls to 47-4.
Riggatori caught Pantavelli with an uppercut to the chin that sent the Chicago boxer reeling through the ropes, and landing in the expensive ringside seats, bloodied and embarrassed as shit.
A ringside reporter with Sportsapalooza News overheard "The Fist" mumble if Riggy had hit him with a fucking sledgehammer.
SIDENOTE: The 107-pound Riggatori is now ranked #7 by the prestigious World Boxing Federation.
