WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the White House Press that an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet shot down a Cambodian C-19 cargo plane.
POTUS said that the Cambodian plane entered US air space just outside of the Oregon town of Tillamook.
The president said that the American pilot Major Todd Wallaway, issued a warning to the Cambodian pilot identified as Capt. Yum Yim Fuk, but his response was simply "Bite me Yank."
At that point Capt. Wallaway fired an Arapaho A-9 heat-seeking missile and within 6 seconds the Cambodian violator was turned into about 3,000 little pieces.
SIDENOTE: Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen says that he wants an apology. President Joey Biden simply replied, "Bite me, bamboo bitch!"
