MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique.
A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women who are long distance runners, and are between the ages of 21 and 57 were interviewed, examined, and measured.
According to long established sexual body parts records, the average woman's vagina is 9 cms long, or 3.5 inches.
The cunts of Mozambican female distance runners average 13 cms long, or 5.12 inches.
S&M revealed that one reason as to why Mozambican distance runners have such amazingly huge hoohas is due to the fact that since the females run up to 9 miles a day, all that bouncing causes their vaginas (pussies) to elongate.
