Ladies - New Winter Bikinis For Miami Beach - Mesh Tops with Lollipops

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 12 November 2022

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Winter 1992 was a lot different from 2022

This Fanny Farmer, - one of YouTube's top fashion Influencers - (If I don't say so myself).

I am competing against Ivanka Trump and others - these are some tough women to beat - so I travel extensively.

My name explains me. I have a rather large Fanny - and I love those macho hairy Farmers in their overalls - especially the sexy shirtless ones.

Anyway, I was in Miami Beach recently using my Fashionista Radar - and spotted teenage girls with a new look.

They are wearing practically non-existent Bikini bottoms - not much bigger than a wide Band-Aid - and for the top part they had tiny See - through mesh cups. Inside the mesh Tops some girls use Cookies to cover their nipples. These were the Conservative girls. The ones with bright green or pink hair had Lollipops inside their mesh tops - barely covering the nipples. It was 'Really Rad'.

I asked one tattooed teen beauty why the Lollipops? - and she said the sugar felt good on the nipples. Plus, the boyfriend got hungry at times, and it was emergency Beach Food. The muscular boyfriend seeing me talk to her - came up and sort of nuzzled her and started licking her 'Lollies'.

It was very erotic, and I started to get some heat down below.

Further down the beach - another girl had some guy she had just met nibbling her chocolate covered moon pies. She had better be careful or soon the cookies will soon crumble.

I can see these tops are going to be really popular. As everybody has sweets at home.

Unfortunately, I have 40 D's and would have to put Danish pastries in my mesh top - so it is not a fashion for full breasted women.

But for the majority of you women with those small pear - shaped breasts - this will be a great Fun Fashion. And you will always have food at the Beach when hungry.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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