HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo says that the Kardashian sisters are extremely upset about the tampon shortage that has just hit the nation.
Miss Bamboo said that Kim, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend Pete Davidson, for being too old, is especially worried due to the fact that she has an unusually large vagina (beaver).
Khloe, who is the biggest and tallest of the K-5, as info guru Andy Cohen calls them, said that she is not too concerned since her muffin (pussy) is big, but it's nowhere near as big as sister Kim's.
Meanwhile the littlest of the Kardashian klan, Kourtney says she isn't worried because her period flow has never been Mississippi River-like.
