WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months of speculation on the part of the Tinsel Town celebrity press, it has finally been confirmed that Will Smith's, mean spirited, bi-polar, evil-hearted wife is in fact depressed beyond belief.
Papaya Bamboo, with Tabloid Today, personally spoke to Jada's personal therapist, Dr. Dominic Tuscola, who stated somewhat tongue-in-cheek, that yes, Jada Pinkett Smith, who stands 4-foot-8-inches does fall in the category of being a certified troublemaker.
Jada's husband, Will "The Ambusher" Smith insists that his wife is STILL seeing a therapist, although, he adds, it doesn't seem to be helping my bitter, angry wife one fucking bit. ■
