Do they know it’s Christmas … wasn’t that a song once?
Well, the NRA and other guns whackos want America to know that Black Friday is here and Christmas is coming! So what do millions of Americans get for mom, dad and the 2.5 kids (or a litter of 15 or so if you’re ‘can’t-keep-a-customer-waiting’, Lauren Boebert?)
GUNS!
Now I don’t like to create conspiracy theories, since there are tons of people who do that every day, so I’ll just ask questions and give no theories.
Do mass shooting occur in America just before Christmas in order to sell more guns?
Does the NRA hold a Christmas shoot-a-thon in December to see who has the best trigger finger?
Does Marjorie Taylor Greene talk to Jesus as she’s cleaning her gun? (See “Full Metal Jacket” and the character known as Leonard “Gomer Pyle” Lawrence, talking to his pretty rifle in the bathroom, just before … no spoilers.)
Do Christian Americans think of nailing up anyone during the Jesus season, in honor of their messiah?
Do Republican politicians stand in front of mirrors rehearsing the overly-scripted lines: “I wish to send my thoughts and prayers to the victims … blah blah blah – if they didn’t vote for me, fuck ‘em!”
Do more Americans join the military during Christmas so they can get the “good guns” and other weapons that the average citizen can’t get?
Do homophobic WHITE MALES ask Santa for more WWII video games in which they get to “play” on the Nazi side against the allies (or Antifa)?
Do Americans who love guns read books? (Or just instructional manuals on how to dismantle and clean their weapons, for ready shooting during the next full moon?)
The questions go on, without answers, and 7 shootings happen in 7 days, and half of America is proud they have the most ridiculous law ever written by any government in the history of governments. (The Guinness World Record people are forging a trophy for y’all right now.)
