WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - Kate Gosselin, who is 47, opened up to RumorLand News writer Zackary Yukon.
Kate, who was nicknamed "Kate The Great" by former lover Steven Tyler, frontman with Aerosmith, said that she is proud to announce that she will have yet another reality show.
Gosselin told Yukon that the name of her latest reality show on the Bravisimo Network is titled, "On a Date With Kate The Great."
The sexy, blonde momma of 8 youngus said that just in the past three years, she has slimmed down and is now more sexually active than ever before.
The queen of reality shows gives all the credit to Steven Tyler, who she says showed her six different sexual positions that she did not know existed.
Kate noted that she recently decided to go into the hospital and have her hooha (pussy) tuned up.
SIDENOTE: Gosselin adds that her beaver (muffin) has never felt better and she adds that her latest four lovers all agree that the Kegel Vaginal Exercises she did have turned her pussy into the erotic pussy of a 22-year-old woman.
