Billy’s Hot Geek Injection Tour 2022

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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Something White This Way Comes ...

Who wants to hop on the Bill Gates Tour 2002?

Billy boy is in Kenya, where he’ll meet with leaders and lots of little kids who are begging for Bill’s needle in their arms. Then he’ll head on over to Madagascar, South Africa, The Gambia, the Congo and other nations to inject more needles into the emaciated arms of African children. The white man rules again!

Jump on the Billy Bandwagon and invade Africa again and again, telling them they need your voodoo medicine, and you need them to turn you into god and pray to your every day for the rest of their lives, and twice on Sundays.

The white man turns himself into a god in black countries … as was done in previous centuries when Europeans couldn’t stay away from everybody else’s lands and butcher the shit outa them.

So what’s different from the past to this Gatesian future? Gates has more money than all of Africa combined, so whoever has as much money as God, becomes a god. Religion is just that simple.

Of course, children are smarter than any gods, so they instinctively run away from the white man with the needle, grinning, wiping drool off his chin, snickering as he creeps in at night …

… goodnight, Africa.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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