IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion.
The woman is a resident of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, where she works as a Hooters girl and on her days off she dabbles in the Call Girl business.
Fiddle reported that Villazuela-Cutch has been married for 13 years to a man who says that he has no problem with his wife dabbling in explicit sex, just as long as she does not get any hickies.
Elroy Cutch, Kaylee's hubby, is an unemployed computer programmer, who has a micro-penis.
