BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah will be throwing their turbans into the ring and run for a second term in the coming presidential election.
In a previous post, it was noted that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah spelled backwards come out Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, respectively. Also, it was written that in the first caliphate, the Rashidun Caliphate, immediately after the death of Muhammad in 632, two Rashidun caliphs were chosen through shura to form an Islamic democracy.
You might have guessed by now - whether a coincidence or not - the names of the two caliphs were Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah.
Of interest to those who follow fetishes as a hobby - and you know who you are - when archaeologists dug up the pair’s tomb, they discovered that Eoj had his nose embedded in the back of Alamak’s scull, perhaps indicating - among other sordid possibilities - that Eoj was sniffing Alamak Sirrah’s hair when they died.
Genealogical speaking, especially in light of recent advances in DNA ancestral sequencing, could it be that our current President and Vice-President were genetically predestined to be joined together in a Proboscis/Capillus reunion that goes back 16 centuries?
Dr. Slim: “If that is true, and I believe it is, I wonder if they recognize the historical significance of their reunion?”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. It took 16 centuries for this to germinate. Why us?”
