NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister.
Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more about the inner workings of Parliament than anyone since Prime Minister Harold Wilson.
Hurley said that she briefly dated McCartney and she revealed that he knows more guitar chords than anyone she has ever known.
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