Political whipping boy Matt Hancock, you know him. Yes, you do. Balding. ineffective conservative minister? No, well you would know him if you saw him, anyway, not having had enough ritual humiliation, he has decided that he would like some more.
The poster-boy for the phrase power is an aphrodisiac said 'Yes, I feel that my inepuptitude during the pandemic, and my unsuitability for high office has not already prepared for enough political and public disdain. I want to go into the jungle and prove my worth against three people on Love Island, 17 influencers, a singer from the seventh season The X Factor, and a disgraced television presenter.....Really, I have no dignity left these days'.
Ant or Dec later said 'We have enough animal body parts around here, that one isn't really going to make any difference. Why aye Bonnie Lad'.
