A List of 10 Words That Trump The Racist Cannot Pronounce

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 November 2022

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"Once a Nazi - Forever a Nazi." -CINDY McCAIN

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, has compiled a list of ten words that the fucked up Nazi predator (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump) cannot pronounce.

The orange he-bitch will swear up and down, and sideways that he can pronounce any word ever invented; including words in Mandarin Chinese, African Swahili, Mescalero Apache, and Pisagovian.

But intelligent people (those who do not believe that the Trumpturd hung the moon) all know better.

Here now is a list that was compiled by WW's Margarita Mixx.

A LIST OF 10 WORDS THAT TRUMP CANNOT PRONOUNCE

1. Antarctic
2. Appomattox
3. Asterisk
4. Cervix
5. Coitus
6. February
7. Isthmus
8. Massachusetts
9. Specific
10. Worchestershire

NOTE: The complete list included over 704 words, but Wild Whispers picked out the top ten that the Nazi-lover slaughters.

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