POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - A 29-year-old woman, who is employed as a palm reader. recently made national headlines when she gave birth to twins.
What made that feat so amazing is that the woman, identified as Windella Kobelli, was born with no vagina (pussy).
Windy, as her ex-boyfriend and neighbors call her told a reporter with Poughkeepsie's Channel 77 Eyewitnesser News that she really did not start dating until she was a freshman in college, for the obvious reason of her not having a cunt (muffin).
Miss Kobelli never married, but she said that she did have several intimate relations with some of her palm reading clients.
When she was asked how in the world she was able to get impregnated since she has no hooha (beaver), Windy merely shrugged her shoulders and said, "Now that puzzles the shit out me - it really, really fucking does."
