HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months.
Khloe said that since the breakup, Kim has been is isolation and has not eaten much, and as a result she has lost 17 pounds.
Kim blames herself for the breakup noting that she was extremely jealous and she could not stand for other women to even look at Petey with lustful lust in their eyes.
The final showdown came when the couple ran into Miley Cyrus at The Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge in Cucamonga and Miley hugged and kissed Pete full on the mouth.
SIDENOTE: Eyewitnesses report seeing Kim actually kick Miley in her groin and telling her to stop being such a fucking Madonna-like bitch.
