Who will be the third person to run for President in 2024

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 27 November 2022

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Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next.

Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock, and Liz Truss.

'We need a third completely unsuitable buffoon for the job' said former Weathergirl and present Political expert Sandy Shoes 'but no one knows who it is going to be'.

There has been talk of an actor going for the role, but with the exceptions of Ronald Reagan, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger there have been no successful actors in politics.

'If you think about it though' said Ms Shoes 'everyone in politics is acting. There are not that many people who are that venal and short-sighted in real life are there?'

No, Sandy, they all become politicians.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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