LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the former prime minister of England, Liz Truss, has entered The Robin Hood General Hospital in Soho, to get her vagina tightened.
According to BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, the tennis playing Truss has been wanting to get the pussy tightening procedure done since she began her sex affair with Mike Field.
Figgly noted that Lizzy decided to take the UK severance pay she was given by Parliament and finally get her taco (cunt) tightened.
Truss told Oceana that as thrilled as she was, Mikey (Field) was even more thrilled, and he actually remarked that his Brit babe, will now have the hooha (pussy) of a 21-year-old college girl.
SIDENOTE: Figgly stated that she has not heard a word about what Lizzy's husband Hugh O'Leary thinks about his wife getting her vulva tightened.
