See the Clever Condom Skit On the New Trump Network

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Monday, 14 November 2022

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More controversial Saturday Night Live type skits are planned.

Have you seen the Condom Skit on the New Trump Network?

They made it look like an ad. Imitating Saturday Night Live - obviously.

Trump is Mad at being dumped by Rupert Murdoch - so took 100 million Dollars of political donations and is starting his own Network.

It will be far to the Right of Fox's idiotic Talking Heads - a new gathering place for the millions of Normal Americans who are Racist, Sexist, Anti - Gay, Anti - Jew - and Anti - Democrat - (but never Anti - Billionaire).

It is called the Trump Forever network.

Anyway - there is this cute little Condom Skit/ fake ad.

(Trump has never used one - but advocates them for others to use).

The girl is a very dark brunette - pretty but skinny, and a good dancer - and has Condoms on her boobs, a condom bouquet over her public hair and a clever little hat made of multi - colored condoms - that wave around limply as she dances.

She is dancing with a giant male pink condom - black muscular arms - pink gloves - pink tights showing off his muscular thighs.

She is singing 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' to Condom Lyrics with a Beyonce beat.

It is very clever - makes most other ads seem dull.

The Religious Right doesn't believe in Birth control - except for Blacks - and this is a very clever way to get it across. It might even sell some Condoms.

More controversial Saturday Night Live type skits are planned.

Gay men kissing - (Breath Mints).

Nearly Nude Lesbians writhing against each other to Disco - (Aerobic CD's).

A Man shouting into a Vagina and hearing an Echo - (Hearing Aids).

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