SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with National Rumblings reports that a firefighter in Sheboygan found a 12-inch vibrator in his wife's panties drawer.
The firefighter identified as Gavitt Drizzelinski, 29, said that he had been wondering why lately, his wife had not been moaning, groaning, and even screaming during the sex act.
Gavitt stated that he just thought that his wife Bizza Sue, 24, either had a sore throat, laryngitis, or tonsillitis.
When he approached his wife about his discovery, he commented that his wife turned as red as a South Carolina strawberry, and at first denied that she knew anything about the "Vibry," (her word).
She later confessed that it had been a birthday gag gift from her boss Cornmund Brixadeen of the law firm McDanzer, Gonzalez, and Brixadeen.
