Godzilla Runs for President

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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Look who's back, baby!

Godzilla is on his private tropical island (Florida) and the Military tries to destroy him (The Republican Party). But it is futile. He just goes over stomps a few - and the rest kneel down in Worship.

Meanwhile behind him - thousand of Godzilla Lovers cheer him on - ‘We have miserable lives they shout - make their lives miserable - too!'

Godzilla turns and gives them a toothy, fearsome, approving Grin.

Meanwhile the leading scientist opposing him comes up with a rocket launcher and tries to destroy him (DeSantis).

Godzilla lifts one foot and almost mashes him in the ground. The tiny scientist drops his rocket launcher and runs away as fast as he can.

The Generals and troops seeing all is lost - also kneel in Obeisance to Godzilla.

Godzilla gives his cry of Rage and Triumph - and goes crashing off to find some volcano - cooked Meat to eat.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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