CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course, she HAD too.
Peggy Sue Pagewood, 28, who is a barmaid at Cincinnati's Giggle Giggle Comedy Club and Bar, said that she has had this unusually erotic ability ever since she was a high school cheerleader back at Ben Roethlisberger High School in Cincy.
"Muffin" as all the high school football players used to call her was married right out of high school, but she divorced her husband, because even at 8-plus inches, "Muffin" hardly knew he was there.
SIDENOTE: Miss Pagewood is currently dating a 6-foot-4-inch, 305-pound linebacker who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals.
