There were 305 spoof news stories published in July 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...
Read full storyU.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
Read full storyBrexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public
Much like explosive diarrhoea, Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving. It now appears to be infecting the most benign conversations. Every day, domestic drudgery and water-cooler moments are new opportunities for Brexiteers and Remainers to sling mu...
Read full storyUS Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial
In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...
Read full storyWeather Forecast For Today
The recent heatwave that's been making things very uncomfortable for some people, especially when trying to sleep, is set to continue in many areas, but there is an end in sight. Here's the weather forecast for the next few days, where YOU are: If...
Read full storyJoe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana
BILLINGSGATE POST: Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was campaigning in Montana, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand new pairs of Edd...
Read full storyWhistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots
Annoying, pesky, and intrusive describe those constant phone calls that torment our lives every day. Using a method called spoofing, these calls can appear as if they are coming from your local area code. When you attempt to answer, you may hear a re...
Read full storyBloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger
A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...
Read full storyDancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
Read full storyStudent Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"
A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...
Read full storyTrump Repeals Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics
Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has announced at a press conference that he's just heard about Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics. He said, "Who is this Newton guy? He's not even American and he's setting laws for the American people? I had my...
Read full storyDeclassified Documents Reveal Hitler's Lack of Facial Hair and Charlie Chaplin Fixation
Hitherto secret medical records of the late and much missed Adolf Hitler, aka der Führer, reveal that he was British comedian Charlie Chaplin's greatest fan, and had tried for many years to replicate the film star's moustache, but without success.
Read full storyWoman Who Read Oxford English Dictionary From Cover To Cover, Not Impressed
A woman who read the Oxford English Dictionary all the way through, has said she wasn't impressed, and wouldn't be recommending it to others. Wendy O'Kooms, 23, a student from Dublin, is an avid reader, and belongs to a Literary Circle which meets...
Read full storyNew Prime Minister Boris Johnson Pledges to Nationalise Wetherspoons
Bombast, bullshit and bollocks were the order of the day in Parliament today, as so-called Prime Minister Boris Johnson outlined his plans for the future of the not-so-United Kingdom. After a dressing-down from Her Majesty the Queen on Wednesday a...
Read full storyMan Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word
A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...
Read full storyErectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters
Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whoppi...
Read full storyMan Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary
A man who took extraordinary steps to resolve a particularly difficult situation, says he would do exactly the same thing again if necessary. As tricky situations go, the one faced by Englishman, Moys Kenwood, couldn't have been much trickier. It...
Read full storyNashville Songwriter Summarizes General Life-Weariness with "Oh, ya know"
Carson Ray, an erstwhile singer-songwriter living in Nashville, Tennessee, stumbled onto a powerfully handy turn of phrase suitable for responding to just about any inquiry or passing remark in, "Oh, ya know." "It works for just about anything," s...
Read full storyNadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...
Read full storyRussell Brand - The Anti-Christ?
Love him or hate him, the British comedian, actor, radio host, TV presenter, author, and activist, Russell Brand is hot property in entertainment circles, but is there something sinister lurking in his background? Brand has always been controversi...
Read full storyPhil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat
England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...
Read full storyIceland Is Melting
An environmental crisis is unfolding in the north Atlantic, after it was revealed that, due to global warning and climate change, Iceland is melting. The Nordic island country with a population of just under 358,781 used to have an area of 103,000...
Read full storyAndrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American
BILLINGSGATE POST: The first question Rachel Maddow asked when it was her turn to question the Democrat candidates was: “Which one of you is Pocahontas and which of you is Yang?” Yang, obviously an inscrutable Oriental; Pocahontas, on the other...
Read full storyBusiness Roundup with The Money
"Hi, this is Geoff Dosh." "And I'm Geoff Wonga." "Welcome to The Money. Let's have a look at all the money. In Britain, the money was down. In the EU, the money was unchanged. In the US and China the money was up. Tune in tomorrow to check on h...
Read full storyAlex Ferguson’s trip to Wimbledon “ruined” by people from Liverpool
Wimbledon. Former Man United dictator Alex Ferguson was sensationally escorted out of the Wimbledon Men's Final today after trying to start a fist fight with a 90-year-old woman from Liverpool. It is believed that Ferguson became irate when his enjoy...
Read full storyPresident Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech
Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...
Read full storyDeliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers
Deliveroo is the fast-food delivery service that you either love or hate. You love Deliveroo if you're a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to get out of bed in the morning to cook breakfast, or pour milk on your corn flakes. You love Deliveroo if y...
Read full storyRussian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin
A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'…
Read full storyCould Cthulhu Be Donald Trump's Real Name?
DUNWICH Massachusetts - The Democrats of the US Congress began their efforts to Impeach Donald J. Trump on November 8, 2016. However, "investigations" to determine his motivations, his base of power, and his true origins began many, many months earli...
Read full storyITVBe Announces Improved Intellectual Content With Updated "Real Housewives" Franchise
In a bid to improve its falling ratings, ITV's flagship channel ITVBe, the "reality" based station for those with nothing better to do, like watching paint dry or doing the ironing, has announced that it is adding to the controversial and intellectua...
Read full storyBoris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!
New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...
Read full storyApollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found
NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...
Read full storyGreek Mythology Debunked
Age-old Greek creation mythology regarding the universe's journey from the primeval void of Chaos to a virtual pantheon of all-powerful deities has been definitively debunked, according to the latest scientific reports. "It's disappointing," said...
Read full storyKate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...
Read full storyNASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon
It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...
Read full storySanctions Weekly Round-up
It's been a busy week in the world of Sanctions, and there has been so much activity, that we thought it only right and proper that we devote some space to the topic, to show which countries have been doing the finger-wagging, and which are the ones...
Read full storyTeacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures
A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the oc...
Read full storyGrieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around
After losing her beloved feline companion of over twelve years, Sammy, Melanie Meadows of New York City could scarcely stem the tide of tears that threatened to surge from her eyes at any given moment, but soon learned, to her relief, that unpleasant...
Read full storyCould American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?
Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...
Read full storyPresident Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
Read full storyArea 51 "Crawling With Aliens"
The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...
Read full storyEngland Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage
Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...
Read full storyLondon Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment
The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...
Read full storyBoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
Read full storyHot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit
Weather forecasters across Europe have said that the searing temperatures that are currently causing so much discomfort to so many people in so many countries, shows no sign of letting up, and is set to continue until it cools off a bit. The heat,...
Read full storyDemocrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns
WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...
Read full storyBoris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories
Boris Johnson, the rebellious, rambunctious renegade who has become Conservative Party leader, and UK prime minister as a result, fully believes in his ability to resolve the countries woes, and get it back on its feet again. But is he the only on...
Read full storyScientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars
Science Town, USA In an inspiring show of patriotism, a majority of scientists believe that President Trump should have the honor of being the first man on Mars. "I think Trump has proved he has the stamina, persistence, and resiliency to make the...
Read full storyFacebook Set To Ban Pictures Of People's Dinners, Cats, And Ugly Children
Facebook chiefs have said that they are working "night and day" to remove upsetting images of posters' dinners from the pages of the social media platform. They are also about to put a complete ban on other images, such as cats. The move has come...
Read full storyPutin Ridicules Trump’s 4th Of July Parade
Vladimir Putin belittled Trump’s parade. Seriously, like a schoolyard chant, it was a case of, “Mine is bigger than yours.” Putin’s mockery sparked the question: Could this romance be over? No more three-hour private meetings with only a Russian tran...
Read full storyMan Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'
A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...
Read full storyVan Gogh Revolver To Be Used In Artwork Installation
The art world has been 'turned on its head' this weekend with the news that the 7mm Lefaucheux revolver with which artist Vincent van Gogh shot himself on 27 July, 1890, is, itself, to become part of an artwork installation. Van Gogh survived the...
Read full story2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans
There can be no disputing that "Make America Great Again" served its purpose well for President Trump. He wasn't the first to use it, but he has a knack of having a finger on the pulse of the country, recycled the phrase - and it helped, it seems.
Read full storyPresident Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?
President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.
Read full storyBoris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof
The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...
Read full storyNorth Pole is Missing - in More Ways Than One
Warsaw, Poland. Spoof News Service. Etaoin Shrdlu, fresh from his disappointing effort to locate the Arctic Circle, has reportedly failed in a second venture, this time into the ice north of Canada. This trek was financed by the Polish government.
Read full storyThe Wind in the Boris
"Hello, my furry wumpkin friend," said Boris. "Shall we go a-rowing down yonder river? With Mole and Squirrel and that Slut. Tally-ho, splendid! "I'm to be made top chief at Boris Hall, have you heard? They're going to crown me with gold. To be ho...
Read full storyEgyptians dominate Wimbledon again
It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...
Read full storyWinks Thinks A Football Tale
Tottenham starlet and all round average midfielder, Harry Winks, has been detained under the mental health act after proclaiming that “trophies are just around the corner” for his Tottenham team. He followed this bizarre outburst with statements like...
Read full storyWimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites
Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...
Read full storyEmergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'
Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...
Read full storyCalifornia Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State
The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...
Read full storyThe DEA is on the roll
The DEA has always been at the forefront of technological advancements when it comes to fighting the drug trade. And while not every project sees the light of day, like the exploding weed joint that permanently stops a drug addict from ever smoki...
Read full storyMeghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...
Read full story737 Ka-MAX-Kaze simulator upgrade
Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: After the revelations that 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee simulators can’t replicate the conditions which two 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee planes crashed, two airplane parking attendants, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, have set up 'Dumb an...
Read full storyA-1 sex robots evolution and spirit extraction as answer to climate change
The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...
Read full storyDonald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
Read full storyKylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough
There was real Australian soap-style drama at Glastonbury on Sunday, when Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue became enraged before her performance had actually started, by Sir David Attenborough, who came onstage immediately before her. Minogue, wh...
Read full storyThe Man Who Speaks In Seven-word Sentences
TheSpoof.com has received information pertaining to the strange antics and behavior of an individual who, in normal, everyday conversation, speaks only in sentences containing seven words - no more, no less. The man, Bernard Septimus, born on 7 Ju...
Read full storyPutin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"
A recently leaked e-mail from the Broccoli desk of EON Productions reveals a new James Bond adventure in the pipeline. As soon as 'The Rhythm section' hits the theaters coming November, recordings will start for another great James Bond spectacle. It...
Read full storyOld Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, Was On Slippery Slope
An old woman who swallowed a horse, acknowledged, shortly before her death, that the key to her demise was actually her initial decision to swallow a fly, something that, once she had done it, could not easily be undone, and she was hooked. The fl...
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar
Well, readers, I'm happy to say that 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals' series has very nearly reached double figures - or, at least, it will have in another three weeks, if I manage to keep the effort up. And it is an effort, my frien...
Read full storyDating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing
Popular online dating site Plenty of Fish, a.k.a. POF, has changed its name to Fish Farm in the wake of predictions that continuation of current commercial fishing practices will result in fishless oceans by 2050. "There simply aren't plenty of fi...
Read full storyIndependence Day And What It Means For The Rest Of The World
'Independence Day', the 1996 movie about aliens from a distant galaxy who attempt to attack planet Earth, and both destroy and annihilate the world's population to death during the 4th of July celebrations, is to be shown on TV screens across the Uni...
Read full storyE.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World
E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.
Read full storyConscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin
Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...
Read full storyGirl Asked Teacher To Spell Difficult Word
A schoolteacher was 'taken aback' last week, by a girl's seeming lack of spelling ability in the English language. A Science class of 9-year-old students, having been asked to take five objects from their bags, list them, and say whether they thou...
Read full storyBoris Johnson To Officially Designate Britain As The 51st State Of The USA
New Conservative Party leader, Boris Johnson, has spoken to the press after his victory over rival, Jeremy Hunt, was confirmed, and said that his first task was to officially designate Great Britain as the 51st state of the USA. In America, Presid...
Read full storyTV Guide 11 July
19:00. Evening Brunch. Adrian Boring and Sally Smile present the weekly magazine programme. Today, the latest in umbrellas, and how to clean your kettle. 20:00. Arse Clinic. Join the team at St Rectum's Hospital as they attempt to fix a prolapse,...
Read full storyTalking Dog For Sale: Make Offer
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...
Read full storyMan Spent All Day Digging A Trench, Only To Have To Fill It In Again When His Wife Said It Was In The Wrong Place
A man who decided he would 'knuckle down' and do some 'hard graft' on Saturday, spent all day digging a trench in his back garden, only to have to fill it in again when his wife arrived home and told him it was in the wrong place. Moys Kenwood, 56...
Read full storyCanada's Famed Ice Hills Disappearing; Global Warming Victims
Tuktovaktuk [Tuk], Northwest Territories, Canada. Special to The Spoof - via dogsled. Canada's famed ice hills, formally known as pingos, have fallen victim to global warming. The Canadian government has undertaken drastic countermeasures in an attem...
Read full storyEva Braun's Secret Diary Reveals Truth Behind British Army's Song About Hitler
In a joint investigation with convicted holocaust denier and Nazi "historian" David Irving, The Spoof has managed to discover the whereabouts of the hitherto unpublished diary of Adolf Hitler's floozy, simple country girl Eva Braun. The full dia...
Read full storyMan Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday
A man who set up an account on Facebook almost three years ago, but hardly ever posts anything on it, is well and truly sick to death of receiving 'notifications' that tell him to wish one or another of his so-called Facebook 'friends' a happy birthd...
Read full storyNational Rifle Association Office Closed Today
In a surprise development, members of the public who visited the offices of the National Rifle Association (NRA) in Fairfax County, Virginia this morning, have described the building as closed, "boarded-up", windows smashed, car park empty, and "look...
Read full storyNorth Korea To Impose Sanctions On US
In what's already being called a tit-for-tat struggle, the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un has said that, if Washington does not relax its sanctions against Pyongyang, then North Korea will be forced to impose its own sanctions against the United St...
Read full storyUS ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area
Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...
Read full storyHitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove
News is emerging from southern Germany tonight, to the effect that Adolf Hitler, the former chancellor who lead Germany into the Second Worl War in 1939, and who was responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent Jews, was once a teeny, tiny baby...
Read full storyTrump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss
President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...
Read full storyDamien Hirst Makes Strange Stipulation In His Will
Rumours are rife in the world of art, that Damien Hirst, the artist who is repeatedly lampooned for being a non-artist, and for copying the work of others, has made a strange stipulation within his last will and testament, which will see him respectf...
Read full storyPamplona Bull Run Results In No Deaths Again
The annual 'Running of the Bulls' bull run in the Spanish city of Pamplona got off to a disappointing start today when absolutely nobody - not a single person - was killed. The event is a major attraction for the city, with morbid spectators takin...
Read full storyEsha Gupta case leads to global campaign against “eye rape” (male restraints under consideration)
Bollywood actress, Esha Gupta, has recently found new fame by accusing a hotelier in Delhi of “raping her with his eyes.” Ms. Gupta further explained that the man continually stared at her for a long time and was a “future rapist.” She denied t...
Read full storyTrump World Coming To Number 10 Downing Street, London
How? Great Britain's ambassador, to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, sent secret diplomatic cables to his home office stating Donald Trump was inept, dysfunctional, and stupid. Ouch! At least he didn’t mention his hair, makeup or girth.
Read full storyCat Put Amongst Pigeons
Animal Rights campaigners were 'up in arms' in Cumbria yesterday afternoon, after they were made aware of the plight of a neighbourhood cat that had been put amongst some pigeons. According to the activists, the Carlisle cat was an unwilling parti...
Read full story"It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl
A filthy young New York streetgirl accused of stealing and eating some chocolate from a shop, has claimed she wasn't responsible, despite the evidence still being all over her face. The grotty urchin, who looked about 5 years old, was interviewed...
Read full storyThe Arctic Circle Doesn't Exist!
Tuktovaktuk, Northwest Territories, Canada. Famed explorer Etaoin Shrdlu has sent The Spoof an email from Tuktovaktuk that may change how we think of the Arctic. Shrdlu's email included a photo of him standing at a signpost on the Inuvik-Tuktovakt...
Read full storyJapanese war effort remembered
Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...
Read full storyUnemployed Man Rebrands as Free Spirit
To assist his ailing social life, 33-year-old Lewis Largo, a former technical consultant who's struggled to find work since being laid off from financial services giant Ernst & Young almost four years ago, decided to rebrand from "out of work" to...
Read full storyProgressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism
Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Palace, Jay-Z, Scottish "Insult", Rafa Warning, Lamps Back at Chelsea
Arsenal are prepared to add defenders Calum Chambers, Carl Jenkinson or midfielder Mohamed Elneny into any potential deal for Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha. The Gunners have already had a £40m offer for the 26-year-old Ivory Coast winger rejected.
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