Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 13 July 2019

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Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Windsor - all at the expense of the taxpayer.

Federer and Djokovic is the final that many wanted to see, with two players right at the top of their game, and producing stunning tennis, and the two Duchesses are looking forward to a free afternoon's entertainment of the very highest quality, with no expense spared, and no cash needed.

The two slappers have both bought new rig-outs for the day, and will take the applause and respect of the plebians in the crowd, whose shoes, in reality, they are just about fit to shine.

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