Funny story: Trump Reads Food Menu, Blames Teleprompter

Trump Reads Food Menu, Blames Teleprompter

On the 4th of July event, Donald Trump read a food menu instead of a speech about the American Revolution. He blamed the error on the rain and the teleprompter. True, it was raining, and the teleprompter may have shorted out, his bone spurs could hav...

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Funny story: Illusion Backfires As Magician Vanishes

Illusion Backfires As Magician Vanishes

Where's Waldo? Professional magician and illusionist, Waldo the Wonderful, is missing and the FBI is even involved. While conducting a performance at a Willow Creek theatre, Waldo was attempting to make his assistant, Kelli Kinetic disappear, but...

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Funny story: Pamplona Bull Run Results In No Deaths Again

Pamplona Bull Run Results In No Deaths Again

The annual 'Running of the Bulls' bull run in the Spanish city of Pamplona got off to a disappointing start today when absolutely nobody - not a single person - was killed. The event is a major attraction for the city, with morbid spectators takin...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Takes a Licking from Relentless Black Cat

Nashville Woman Takes a Licking from Relentless Black Cat

Melanie Meadows of Nashville, Tennessee, recently took a licking from a relentless black cat named Sammy. "He was unstoppable," said Meadows of the panther-like feline who slunk up unnoticed as she stepped out of the shower early one morning. "And...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

There was a right, royal rumpus in the Royal roost this morning when Archie Windsor, newly-christened son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, started playing up fuck at breakfast, causing his mum and dad to get into a right strop with him. Archie,...

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Funny story: President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum of Purpalon is expressing shock and outrage after discovering the social media comments of a congresswoman who dared to question his motives for helping the Bluish people. According to President Plum, "We should all work to eliminat...

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Funny story: Gibraltar to be rebuilt on Olly Murs' big face in the event of a disorderly Brexit say Foreign Office

Gibraltar to be rebuilt on Olly Murs' big face in the event of a disorderly Brexit say Foreign Office

The island of Gibraltar will be abandoned to the Spanish and rebuilt on the big face of British pop icon, Olly Murs, in the event of a no-deal Brexit, it has been revealed. A Foreign Ofice spokesman told newsmen last night: "If we leave the EU wit...

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Funny story: Tour De France Start Delayed After Rider Rips His Knackers On Seat

Tour De France Start Delayed After Rider Rips His Knackers On Seat

The first stage of the Tour de France was delayed in Brussels yesterday, after one of the riders injured his testicles on the narrow strip of leather that passes for the saddle on his bike. Thierry Ballax, who rides for the Painful-Castrata team,...

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Funny story: Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...

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Funny story: The Man Who Speaks In Seven-word Sentences

The Man Who Speaks In Seven-word Sentences

TheSpoof.com has received information pertaining to the strange antics and behavior of an individual who, in normal, everyday conversation, speaks only in sentences containing seven words - no more, no less. The man, Bernard Septimus, born on 7 Ju...

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Funny story: CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...

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