Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

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Monday, 22 July 2019

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US Election 2020 - all this, and Unicorns, and Velociraptors, and Lazers, and....

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all of our technology is built upon. String Theory can use a perspective outside the 3-Dimensions moving through time, and analyze reality as 8 Interlocking Dimensions that we perceive as energy and matter.

After watching Democrat Presidential Candidates on CSPAN, top researchers at CERN became concerned that Reality as we know it could be warped into unimaginable chaos where the laws of Physics become arbitrary conditions in an unstable series of Alternate Universes.

Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex.... Could it happen? How?

Imagine ... VICE PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump (billionaire real-estate developer and star of "Reality TV")

... and as a compromise to run the White House in a manner acceptable to Liberals and Conservatives:

President of the United States - Marianne Williamson (metaphysical new age author and celebrity spiritual guide)

Dr Anders Lauritzen (PHD in Astro-Physics): For quite some time, the theory of jumping from one alternate dimension and into another parallel universe always involved the process and amount of power which drives the life of a star.... However, the election of President Donald Trump seems to indicate that Reality can tear apart instantaneously with Infinite Improbability causing mass derangement, insanity, and unexplainable structural economic change.

In many ways, "Laws" are not respected by politicians. Physics, math, and common sense always take a back seat to Polls, Policy Consultants, and Lobbyists. No normal person ACTUALLY believes that adding Billions to Debt will result in a "More-Balanced-Budget." Perhaps this is why a non-career-politician in the White House is changing the "New World Order" into Chaosium Maximus.

One Non-Career-Politician in the White House has caused an immense disruption of Time-Space-Continuity.

Two Non-Career-Politicians in the White House would bring Infinite Universe Quantum Alteration.

The most intense madness of H P Lovecraft could not match "President Marianne" filling the Executive Office with Crystals, and pressing the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence against her naked breasts, allowing her to emotionally connect with the spirit of the nation. Meanwhile, Trump's non-stop tweets would continue on every topic that exists in the US Federal Government (keeping media personalities in eternal frenzy).

However, there are people filled with excitement about what the world would be like after a Win by 2020 "Marianne-Trump" (LOVE Party) Independent ticket -- Special Forces riding Dinosaurs with Laser Blasters, Trees that Grow in the Form of Apartment Buildings, a 100-foot tall Robot-Mech powered by the Brain of President Nixon, Neon Body Paint that allows people to levitate, Unicorns that can Teleport Guests to and from the Trump Moon Resort and Casino, and (of course) a US National Debt of $987TRILLION (but no one will care).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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