Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 7 July 2019

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A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat.

The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be moved up and down, and from side to side, in order to free the space for a trapped ambulance to escape the gridlock, was purchased by Moys Kenwood in Bangkok, Thailand in 2002.

Since then, he has devoted thousands of hours to the seemingly-impossible task of freeing the white plastic ambulance, with its little red cross, from its prison in the gridlocked traffic.

Said Kenwood:

"There's a little booklet that shows you how to set up 50 puzzles, and another that provides the solutions. Unfortunately, these solutions are all in Thai - not that I would've cheated anyway, you understand."

A friend of Kenwood's who asked to remain anonymous, said:

"It looks, to me, like he may have set the game up wrongly in 2002."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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