Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 11 July 2019

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Rolf Hammer blowing his own trumpet

Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whopping breasts.

The man, Rolf Hammer, 52, of Munich, has been limp since an accident involving some pliers in a Pattaya go-go bar, whilst he was on holiday in Thailand in 2005.

Last week, however, when Hammer and a group of brass band friends visited the Hofbrauhaus in Munich, he felt a stirring in his lap when one of the serving wenches, Magda Wachen, came over to their table to collect the empty glasses.

At first, Hammer did nothing, but merely observed Magda's figure and revealing uniform. As he did so, his eyes almost popped out of his head at the sight of her huge oomlaaters, and crevice-like cleavage.

The 'stirring' quickly became a 'stair-rod'.

Then a 'stonker'.

His eyes were popping out of his head, and something else was almost popping out of his zip.

The buxom waitress took a long, loving look at the lump in Hammer's lederhosen, and said:

"Wenn es länger wird, können Sie Ihre eigene Trompete blasen." *

* "If it gets any longer, you'll be able to blow your own trumpet!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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