Funny story: Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein Invites Women’s Soccer Team To His Mansion

Jeffrey Epstein Invites Women’s Soccer Team To His Mansion

BILLINGSGATE POST: After turning down offers to visit the White House and the International House of Pancakes, the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team accepted an offer from Jeffrey Epstein to visit his mansion in New York City. A ticker-tape parade through...

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Funny story: TV Guide 11 July

TV Guide 11 July

19:00. Evening Brunch. Adrian Boring and Sally Smile present the weekly magazine programme. Today, the latest in umbrellas, and how to clean your kettle. 20:00. Arse Clinic. Join the team at St Rectum's Hospital as they attempt to fix a prolapse,...

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Funny story: Sir Kim Darroch Falls On His Sword, And Will Not Be Available For Tiffin

Sir Kim Darroch Falls On His Sword, And Will Not Be Available For Tiffin

The UK ambassador to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, who attracted some rather negative criticism from the White House, and President Donald Trump in particular earlier today, has fallen on his sword. Darroch's leaked memo to Prime Minister Th...

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Funny story: Serious Man Acknowledges Ridiculous Nature of Life

Serious Man Acknowledges Ridiculous Nature of Life

After decades of rarely even cracking a smile, serious-minded Brett Carwyle of New York City, someone never known for his sense of humor, finally came to acknowledge the ridiculous nature of life. “It’s a shit-show,” said Carwyle, grinning and sha...

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Funny story: The Wind in the Boris

The Wind in the Boris

"Hello, my furry wumpkin friend," said Boris. "Shall we go a-rowing down yonder river? With Mole and Squirrel and that Slut. Tally-ho, splendid! "I'm to be made top chief at Boris Hall, have you heard? They're going to crown me with gold. To be ho...

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Funny story: Self-published author forced to admit whole deal a complete shitshow

Self-published author forced to admit whole deal a complete shitshow

A 40-year-old London man has finally conceded that his attempt at becoming an independent, self-published author has been a complete shitshow from start to finish. Toby Dell, a forklift truck driver from Whitechapel in East London, who writes unde...

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Funny story: Trump Repeals Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics

Trump Repeals Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics

Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has announced at a press conference that he's just heard about Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics. He said, "Who is this Newton guy? He's not even American and he's setting laws for the American people? I had my...

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Funny story: Man Got Soap In His Eye

Man Got Soap In His Eye

It's a bather's worst nightmare - lathering up during a nice, warm shower, smearing soap into every nook and cranny of your aching body, and then, without realizing it, slapping a lump of the soap into your eye - an experience we could all do without...

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Funny story: Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

It was announced, earlier today, that Battersea Power Station in South London will be pushed over onto its side due to the government's increasing frustration that various attempts to convert the now-defunct plant into a going concern have failed.

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Funny story: Trump Announces He Will Convert Government Into a Reality Show

Trump Announces He Will Convert Government Into a Reality Show

Mar-O-Lago, FL President Donald Trump made an announcement at his latest press conference: "I understand why everybody's mad at me, and in a bad mood, and making up fake news and all. It's because there hasn't been any good TV entertainment progra...

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Funny story: Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

A man who set up an account on Facebook almost three years ago, but hardly ever posts anything on it, is well and truly sick to death of receiving 'notifications' that tell him to wish one or another of his so-called Facebook 'friends' a happy birthd...

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