NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971.
A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculous, but then realized that he was talking about a super-rich black man who was rumored to have 'become' white, and lived in a castle made from marzipan with other people's children and a chimp called Bubbles.
It was just a rumor about Apollo 14, he said.
This rumor that Jackson, a known lunartic, was aboard Apollo 14 appears to have got started on Facebook, with numerous morons referring to the singer's 'Moonwalk'.
Jackson, who died in 2009, perfected what he called, the Moonwalk - a dance move in which the dancer slides backwards whilst seemingly walking forwards - for the video to "Billie Jean", which is about the former American tennis star, Billie Jean King, or lesbianism, or denied paternity, or maybe even blow jobs. Who knows? These songs are notoriously difficult to interpret, sometimes.
