There have been 977 spoof news stories published in 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

Funny story: Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

A 'Men's Magazine', so indecent, that we are unable to print a picture from it, goes on sale in the Persian Gulf from today. Instead, we have provided a picture of another magazine of a similar ilk, which is also geared towards Arabic men. The...

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Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

Funny story: Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...

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Canadian Immigrant Ruins Job Interview In United States

Funny story: Canadian Immigrant Ruins Job Interview In United States

Jackson County, Wisconsin. Tom Peters, a Canadian who immigrated to the United States from British Columbia out of economic desperation, completely ruined his job interview last Monday. In his attempt to flee the poverty-stricken country, Tom t...

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No Parking: A Story of Revenge

Funny story: No Parking: A Story of Revenge

They say New Year’s Eve in New York is special. Well, this one was, that’s for sure. At least for me. I stare down at the stained blue rug. The corpse has been wheeled out to the mortuary van, but the chalk outline of the literary critic’s tortured body remains as a creepy reminder for me and the other ten members of my writing club. The clock is striking twelve; the New Year has begun. But s...

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Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

Funny story: Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...

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Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

Funny story: Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...

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Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Funny story: Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...

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Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

Funny story: Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...

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Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Funny story: Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Miss Rahaf Mohammd al-Qunun, the 18-year-old Saudi Arabian woman who renounced Islam, and became involved in an uneasy stand-off at Bangkok airport on her way to Australia to seek asylum, is due to disappear sometime later this week. The Thai auth...

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Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

Funny story: Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...

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Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Steve Alford fired; "Shaq" Named UCLA Head Coach

Westwood Village, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. As predicted by The Spoof last spring, three days after the firing of UCLA basketball coach Steve Alford, the Bruins have announced that former NBA superstar Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal has accepted a positio...

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President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

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Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

Funny story: Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...

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Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

Funny story: Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing. The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...

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Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

Funny story: Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

The jury is in: Monsanto’s first-ever genetically modified human, who/which was first launched in 2016, and is the only living adult male officially certified to be Roundup-ready, has proven to be a solid hit with the ladies! Monsanto first concei...

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Bookshop Has Closed, Leaving Man Flabbergasted And Morose

Funny story: Bookshop Has Closed, Leaving Man Flabbergasted And Morose

A secondhand bookshop that was the only one in the area, has closed down for good, making a man sad in the process. The somewhat oddly-named 'Smiling Sky Bookshop', in Battambang, was a first-rate outlet for readers of fusty old books whose pages...

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Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

Funny story: Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

A new year, and a new beginning were the sentiments expressed by one man this morning, as Tony Chudworth made it his New Year's resolution to clean out his earholes 'more often than in the past'. On paper, this doesn't mean very much. Chudworth ha...

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Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...

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Bird Box Challenge Starts To Get Out Of Hand

Funny story: Bird Box Challenge Starts To Get Out Of Hand

After the story of the Utah teenager who drove a car 'birdbox' on the freeway yesterday, dozens more similar-yet-unsimilar incidents have come to light, all using the same premise of completing activities whilst 'birdbox' - blindfolded. The 'bir...

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London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

Funny story: London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

A city gent in a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat, carrying a walking-stick, has been accused of sexual harassment, after he tipped his hat to a woman in a London street. Thomas Middleton-Markham, 56, of city stockbroker firm Grabbit and Quickly,...

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Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

Funny story: Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

A cat that was killed on a busy road in the Battambang commune of Tapon late last night, may well have been a willing participant in the incident, it has been claimed. The cat, a mousy-colored thing, had been seen 'moping about', and looking sever...

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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

Funny story: Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

A deluxe new nightclub in the heart of the Mexican tourist resort of Acapulco is to open its doors for the first time on Friday. The 'Acapulco Apocalypso', is the brainchild of one-time social misfit and London gangland figure, Jesus Budda, who sp...

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Man Suffers Narcolepsy Every Time He Thinks Of Work

Funny story: Man Suffers Narcolepsy Every Time He Thinks Of Work

A man has reacted angrily to being labelled 'workshy' by colleagues, after he telephoned his employer to tell them that he would not be able to attend work on Monday, because he was suffering from Narcolepsy. Moys Kenwood, 55, has, for a long tim...

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Man Has Learnt His Lesson

Funny story: Man Has Learnt His Lesson

A man guilty of a catastrophic miscalculation has vowed never to make the same mistake again. The man, who spoke to us only on condition of anonymity, says that, although he acted with the best of intentions, he did so on impulse, and only realise...

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Did Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?

It's been three decades since the last game was played in one of the nation's great football rivalries. In 1989, Notre Dame's Fighting Irish beat Southern Methodist's Mustangs for the tenth time in a series that stretches back to the 1930s. SMU, near...

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Vietnam war protest returns

Funny story: Vietnam war protest returns

The Women's March is back for Round Three, but this time to protest the Vietnam War which has long been over. As they have every year since January 21, 2017, protestors will take to the streets of hundreds of cities around the country, to advocat...

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New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

Funny story: New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

A male diner at a top New York restaurant was in trouble with the police this evening, after handsomely tipping a waitress who had served him. Stephen Douglas, 36, and his business colleague, Bob Mount, 42, had visited the restaurant to talk over...

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Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

Funny story: Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

An overdue sequel to the classic 1976 movie 'All the President's Men' is set to be the summer's big hit, starring the president himself, Donald J. Trump. The original movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and both of the duo will appear...

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Trains To Get Flushable Toilets

Funny story: Trains To Get Flushable Toilets

There was good news for train commuters earlier today, when it was announced that, later this year, several of the major rail operators would be introducing toilets that flush. Train companies are reacting to criticism from passengers, who say tha...

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Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Funny story: Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...

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Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

Funny story: Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...

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Overseas English Teacher Finds A New Way To Be More Expressive and Dynamic

Funny story: Overseas English Teacher Finds A New Way To Be More Expressive and Dynamic

Bradley Johnston, 27, moved to Changwon City, South Korea, after earning his degree in Education. When he started teaching English, however, he began struggling to find ways to get his students more excited about the English language. All too o...

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President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

Funny story: President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks. The border, known...

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Trump Confesses: "I Took Orders from Moscow"

The White House. Exclusive to The Spoof. After vigorously denying, in numerous tweets, the New York Times claim that the FBI investigated President Donald Trump as a possible Russian agent who acted on behalf of Russian oligarchs, the president today...

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Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

Funny story: Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

A man who has been keeping his cards close to his chest with regard to several areas of his life that are giving him concern, has decided to come clean, and share his problems with others he knows he can trust. M*** K****** (name changed to protec...

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Long-awaited Sequel To Popular Novel Finally in Bookstores

Funny story: Long-awaited Sequel To Popular Novel Finally in Bookstores

Author Charlie B. Knob's famous novel, The Elevator, took readers completely by storm, and shook the world of literature when it was released back in August of 2012. The 650-page novel is about two longtime friends, Bobby Schmuck and Billy Crud,...

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Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...

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Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

Funny story: Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

A federal employee who took part in a demonstration against the ongoing shutdown of the government, has been fired for making a spelling error and a catastrophic grammatical mistake on a placard he was holding. The man, John Typo, of Albany, NY, w...

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From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

Funny story: From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...

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Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.

Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferater of pubescent pornography, and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals, R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty, that 'Do What You...

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Canadian Troops At US Border

Funny story: Canadian Troops At US Border

US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...

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Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Funny story: Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Following his cancellation of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s trip abroad, Mr. Trump has decided the White House is too expensive to maintain, and closed it. White House workers are on furlough for the indefinite future, along with the other 8...

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Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Funny story: Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...

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David Schwimmer responds to lookalike flasher with hilarious video

Funny story: David Schwimmer responds to lookalike flasher with hilarious video

DAVID Schwimmer has responded to claims a flasher in Blackpool looked like him, with a hilarious tweet after Blackpool police posted a CCTV still of the suspect on social media. The American actor, famous for his part as Ross in the 90s TV series...

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Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

Funny story: Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

President Donald Trump has confided to his Twitter followers that he first had the idea for his Mexican border wall after seeing an episode of the HBO series, 'Game of Thrones', which featured the Wall. Trump is adept at bending the truth, but, it...

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Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

Funny story: Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

A man returning to his home from a shopping excursion in the town where he lives, was witness to an extraordinary coincidence this morning when he saw a lorry with his own surname emblazoned across the front of it. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, Batt...

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Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Funny story: Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Following a recent speech in Egypt claiming the US as “a force for good,” US Secretary of State, Mr. Mike Pompeo, has said he is proud to support a new line of clothing. This new line has already been recognized all over the globe for its glisteni...

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Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

Funny story: New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...

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Trump abandons plan for border wall, opts instead for 'invisible fence'

In a major concession, President Donald Trump has dropped his request for six billion dollars to build a border wall, opting instead to pursue an invisible fence along the country’s southern border with Mexico. He outlined his proposal in an address...

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Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

Funny story: Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...

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Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

Funny story: Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

A woman from Nottingham who was going on holiday to the Caribbean, turned up at Manchester Airport for check-in, but didn't announce this on Facebook, leaving her 'friends' in a state of confusion, and concerned for her health. Sally Bubblegum, 26...

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Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

Funny story: Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

According to the news, Trump says guns are safe. However, children ripped away from their mother's arms belong in cages for weeks or months. “I’m getting the word from lots and lots of children that they love being put in cages. It’s like their s...

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Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

Funny story: Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...

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Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Funny story: Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., Inc. recently announced the introduction of a new vaccine designed to immunize against potentially harmful side effects of vaccines like the widely-popular flu vaccine. Smerck CEO Kent Fraser stated, “We deny...

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Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure

Funny story: Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure

Rumors are flying that, due to a number of mysterious technical difficulties, the Trump administration has lost the computer file containing the engineering design plans for President Trump’s proposed border wall. Many predict that if the missing fil...

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Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

Funny story: Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

After making a number of regrettable decisions and unfortunate choices in 2018, Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to do better in 2019 – specifically, he vowed to quit partying like a sociopathic rockstar, make the most of his professional...

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Big Pharma Sues L.A. Comedy Club for Claiming Laughter is Best Medicine

Funny story: Big Pharma Sues L.A. Comedy Club for Claiming Laughter is Best Medicine

Pharmaceutical giant Myzer Inc. filed a lawsuit against Los Angeles comedy club Laugh It Off, seeking to prevent the club from proclaiming in its marketing materials that laughter is the best medicine. “They’re not qualified physicians,” noted Myz...

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Rams-Saints Replay? NFL Commish Rules for Saints

New Orleans. Days after Sunday's NFC championship game between the Los Angeles Rams and the New Orleans Saints, this city remains in tumultuous turmoil following the most obvious no-call pass interference penalty in professional football history. Tha...

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Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

Funny story: Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

After struggling to complete a human resources questionnaire on diversity and lifestyle for his employer, Henry Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, came to the unfortunate conclusion that his own life has no style. “Embarrassing,” he said. “But I didn’...

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Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Funny story: Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Fox news isn’t talking about it, but the free press has been directing the viewers’ eye toward people standing behind Trump while Trump is giving one of his rambling, incoherent, pointless, monologues, with freebies thrown in, like: "lots of people a...

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New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

Funny story: New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...

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Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Funny story: Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...

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"Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

Funny story: "Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain," is a line that has made the hearts of countless Americans swell with patriotic pride, but David Perlmutter, M.D., whose book Grain Brain instructs people to eliminate all grains from their...

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Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...

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Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

Funny story: Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

BILLINGSGATE POST:. Newsworthy or not, has a sitting president ever called the man charged with investigating him such a despicable name? I think not. “Flyface” connotes an image of incredible filth and ugliness. Notwithstanding the fact that Robe...

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"I Am Amelia Earhart's Son"

Nagasaki, Japan. Special to The Spoof. As he lay on his death bed last week in a cheap, assisted-living facility in a suburb of Nagasaki, Haruto Tanaka broke his silence about a mystery that has consumed much of the western world and Japan for over...

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Rapper Contemplates His Future

Funny story: Rapper Contemplates His Future

The entertainment world has been shocked by stories that a famous rapper, (who was promised that he would remain anonymous), who sang inspirational songs, has not only been accused of having sex with underage women, but of assaulting them as well.

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Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Funny story: New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...

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Local Resident Weeps and Considers Changing His Life After Reading Warning Label On Light Cigarettes

Funny story: Local Resident Weeps and Considers Changing His Life After Reading Warning Label On Light Cigarettes

Portage County, Wisconsin. Timothy Jacoby, 39, looked at his pack of Marlboro Lights last weekend and became incredibly alarmed when he saw a warning packet attached to it. Because a Federal Court has ordered the tobacco companies to make a sta...

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Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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President Trump Winning People Over

Funny story: President Trump Winning People Over

After almost three years in the job, US President Donald Trump has been the subject of a public evaluation exercise, and has fared much better than many people expected he might have done. A questionaire was completed by 14,500 members of the Amer...

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Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events

Funny story: Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events

Goozahyurwatchee Swamp, South Carolina – The world’s most famous nuclear mutant-cryptid is back stateside after some months “on the run” here and there and sometime spent in the ever-greening Euro-Zone. We caught up with Godzilla at his campsit...

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Employee Login System Became More Frustrating For Local Workers

Funny story: Employee Login System Became More Frustrating For Local Workers

Crawford County, Wisconsin. Employees at Bob's Quality Lumber Products were incredibly frustrated last Thursday when they found out that the website allowing them to easily access their payroll documents and W2 forms had changed dramatically over th...

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Man Did Sudoku During Bangkok School's Award Ceremony

Funny story: Man Did Sudoku During Bangkok School's Award Ceremony

A teacher invited to a Bangkok school's award ceremony for the sole purpose of being a 'foreign specimen' with which students' parents could satisfy themselves their children were getting a 'good education', completed Sudoku puzzles during it. Mo...

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Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

Funny story: Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

BILLINGSGATE POST: if you ever visit Princess Park in Pocahontas, Iowa, you must check out the 25' tall Pocahontas statue, her custom-built teepee and a historic log cabin. While there, check out the historic Pocahontas Court House. Be sure to stop...

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Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

Funny story: Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out...

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Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...

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Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Funny story: Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Responding to fake news WaPo editions currently circulating in Washington, the hacker group Dark Overbored has stepped forward once again. This time Dark Overbored argues the fake editions are the latest (hidden) establishment efforts to undo th...

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Mr. Richard Head Given "Teacher of the Year" Award at St. Peter's Local School of Moral and Spiritual Uprightness

Funny story: Mr. Richard Head Given "Teacher of the Year" Award at St. Peter's Local School of Moral and Spiritual Uprightness

Iowa. Mr. Richard Head, who has served as a Social Studies and English Teacher for the past 47-and-a-half months at St. Peter's Local School of Moral and Spiritual Uprightness, was awarded 'Teacher of the Year' last Monday. St. Peter's, a prep...

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Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Funny story: Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands. The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of th...

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Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Women’s March receives more news coverage than falling stock prices

Funny story: Women’s March receives more news coverage than falling stock prices

2019- This year's Women’s March received roughly 20 times more news coverage than the Wall Street downhill slide, according to the Media Research Center. The Women’s Marches took place on Saturday, despite widespread concerns of used tampons fill...

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Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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OK Not OK With LGBT, Single Parents; Makes Entire Nation Look Bad

Funny story: OK Not OK With LGBT, Single Parents; Makes Entire Nation Look Bad

In a 60-26 vote, the state of Oklahoma's legislative body passed the Adoption Protection Act, an act that makes it legal for adoption agencies to refuse to work with LGBT, single people, and those whose lives contradict an agency's strictly-held reli...

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Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse’s head is a horse’s head, of course, of course. If this ain’t news, I will eat your shorts. Some two months ago it was reported that Mafiosa lioness, the notorious Bugseye Pelosi, dumped a horse’s head on the bed of Do...

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New York Writer Confident that 2019 Will Bring Life Muse and/or Divine Inspiration

Funny story: New York Writer Confident that 2019 Will Bring Life Muse and/or Divine Inspiration

Aspiring writer Noel Underwood of New York City, who waited in vain all of 2018 for literary success to be thrust upon him, is confident that 2019 will be the year that he happens upon his life muse and/or is struck by divine inspiration, finally cau...

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President Trump Concedes Defeat Over Shutdown

Funny story: President Trump Concedes Defeat Over Shutdown

In one of the longest-running games of political chess ever, US President Donald Trump has 'bowed to the inevitable', 'knocked over his king', and conceded defeat to the far more resilient Democratic Party. Trump and the Democrats had been engaged...

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Beverage Company Offers Bottling Service for Emotions

Funny story: Beverage Company Offers Bottling Service for Emotions

Responding to skyrocketing rates of depression, anxiety, and other mood disorders, international beverage company Sweet T, Inc., has introduced a bottling service for emotions. “We can handle virtually any unpleasant emotion,” boasted Sweet T CEO...

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Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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Hannity: Newly Elected House Democrats to Propose that Children of Wealthy be Eaten

Funny story: Hannity: Newly Elected House Democrats to Propose that Children of Wealthy be Eaten

Washington - According to sources quoted by Fox News commentator Sean Hannity, freshmen Democratic Congresswomen and “leftist baddies” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes and Rashida Tlaib will, among other radical laws under consideration, soon suggest that al...

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Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck

Funny story: Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck

In a dramatic contest of wit, might, and tactical maneuvering, seventeen-year-old Kurt Johansen of Charleston, South Carolina, persisted and ultimately prevailed against a three-year-old buck who’d been arrogantly roaming the forest, considering the...

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