Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: After the revelations that 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee simulators can’t replicate the conditions which two 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee planes crashed, two airplane parking attendants, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, have set up 'Dumb and Dumber Consultancy', to provide logistical support.
Lloyd Christmas, explains: “Having parked up hundreds of these 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes that were all 'rusting up' on the parking lots, we found out that the 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee simulator wasn’t up to scratch, so Harry Dunne said, ‘I can rewire the Dumb and Dumber Mutts Cuts van into a 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze simulator’. That was the breakthrough in our careers.”
Harry Dune adds: “Lloyd is being too generous in his praise of me. Lloyd had the brains to start ‘Dumb and Dumber Consultancy’, then contacted Dennis ‘The Menace’ Muilenburg and offered Boeing the help they needed!”
Coyly, Lloyd Christmas admits: “Well, I am on good terms with Dennis ‘The Menace’ Muilenburg, as we are on first name terms! I call him, straight up, Dennis ‘The Menace’… I told him these 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes will be rusting away, but I know how to fix the simulator problem. Using plain-talking advice from ‘Dumb and Dumber Consultancy’, I simply told Dennis ‘The Menace’, that they have developed 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee simulator by rewiring Dumb and Dumber Mutts Cuts van!”
Harry Dunne: “Knowing that both of us are on the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze 'fast track' test pilot training programme, Dennis ‘The Menace’ Muilenburg jumped at this chance and gave us the ALL clear!”
The FAA are now breathing a sigh of relief hearing this latest news, from these two Renton Field aircraft parking attendants/valets!