Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 2 July 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: The first question Rachel Maddow asked when it was her turn to question the Democrat candidates was: “Which one of you is Pocahontas and which of you is Yang?”

Yang, obviously an inscrutable Oriental; Pocahontas, on the other hand, has the high cheek bones that made her the first albino Native American to be elected to the Senate.

Maddow, whose cleavage has been compared to the confluence of the Monongahela and Allegheny Rivers as they form the Ohio River at Pittsburgh, looked over her glasses, not knowing who was who.

Yang responds: “I’m the one who looks like Charlie Chang. Pocahontas; she be an albino Native American. Note the high cheekbones.”

Maddow: “Are you sure?”

Slim Everdingle: “If her cheekbones were any higher, she wouldn’t have a forehead to put your beer can on.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Make mine a Bud.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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