Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has announced at a press conference that he's just heard about Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics. He said, "Who is this Newton guy? He's not even American and he's setting laws for the American people? I had my people check and this has never come up for a vote in Congress."
Trump went on to say, "There are a lot of other laws that might require executive action. What is this law of gravity? It sounds important, but do we really need it? How much is it costing us? And what about this law of averages? Who okayed that?" trumpeted Trump.