TV Guide 11 July

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

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"Oh, would you look at that? Maybe better stay in and watch TV."

19:00. Evening Brunch. Adrian Boring and Sally Smile present the weekly magazine programme. Today, the latest in umbrellas, and how to clean your kettle.

20:00. Arse Clinic. Join the team at St Rectum's Hospital as they attempt to fix a prolapse, while Jimmy has his third buttock removed.

20:30. Holiday Gardens. As many Brits struggle to afford a trip abroad, more are choosing to holiday in their own back garden.

21:00. Announcements from Brussels. The latest in directives from the EU. Remember to watch or you will be punished.

21:10. High Street Slappers. Embarrassing tales from a Saturday night out in Sheffield.

21:55. Film: Super Flying Thing. Comic book action film. A down-on-his-luck plumber gets hit by a beam of light and finds he can fly, so decides to spend his life fighting a surprisingly easily recognisable and bumbling gang of criminals.

23:40. Dogging: Live. From Essex.

04:00. Weather. For adults. Contains foul language and nudity.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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