19:00. Evening Brunch. Adrian Boring and Sally Smile present the weekly magazine programme. Today, the latest in umbrellas, and how to clean your kettle.
20:00. Arse Clinic. Join the team at St Rectum's Hospital as they attempt to fix a prolapse, while Jimmy has his third buttock removed.
20:30. Holiday Gardens. As many Brits struggle to afford a trip abroad, more are choosing to holiday in their own back garden.
21:00. Announcements from Brussels. The latest in directives from the EU. Remember to watch or you will be punished.
21:10. High Street Slappers. Embarrassing tales from a Saturday night out in Sheffield.
21:55. Film: Super Flying Thing. Comic book action film. A down-on-his-luck plumber gets hit by a beam of light and finds he can fly, so decides to spend his life fighting a surprisingly easily recognisable and bumbling gang of criminals.
23:40. Dogging: Live. From Essex.
04:00. Weather. For adults. Contains foul language and nudity.