Man Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 12 July 2019

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A man who took extraordinary steps to resolve a particularly difficult situation, says he would do exactly the same thing again if necessary.

As tricky situations go, the one faced by Englishman, Moys Kenwood, couldn't have been much trickier. It needed careful consideration and a cool head before a decision to deal with it was possible, and, although that decision was one to which others may have objected, it's one Kenwood stands by, and says that, if the same situation were to arise in the future, he would have no hesitation in taking the exact same route to its resolution.

He said:

"Some people will say that my actions were extreme, but, to be honest, it's easy to criticize when you are an observer, and not personally involved."

And answering accusations that he overstepped the limit, and went way too far, he was unrepentant:

"Faced with the same set of circumstances all over again, I wouldn't think twice, or even for a second, before repeating what I did."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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