A-1 sex robots evolution and spirit extraction as answer to climate change

Written by joseph k winter

Saturday, 6 July 2019

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This A-1 robot (Marguerite) is indistinguishable from a human

The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button.

Do all sex robots have to be sexy?

Longer and RoboBanger Associates say no, not at all. Robots can be created to represent all types of humans.

Further, they can be manufactured to avoid much of the threat associated with global warming and nuclear holocaust.

In short, humanity’s survival lies in these new “creatures,” given that their power sources continue to function, and with self-empowering systems rapidly developing.

These robots are also immune to temperature beyond 2,800 degrees F.--and other violent possibilities--so as to be nearly indestructible. As well as immortal.

Longer and RoboBanger Incorporated's CEO, Stanley Hard-For-All-Reasons, says we are just at the beginning of a new epoch in history—with humans replaced.

In short, get ready, folks, but there may be an answer, he says.

Even more exciting, and under keen scrutiny by Mr. Bezos, Mr. Zuckerberg, and Mr. Gates, is the possibility of transplanting human spirit into the mechanisms.

“It could be possible,” Mr. Hard-For-All-Reasons states, “for an entirely peaceful globe . . ."

"Because robot imperatives override everything else—but! with one’s spirit inside and being cared for, you see.”

According to Princeton scientists in the Sex Doll Communications and Metadata Department, the human need to be in control will be entirely erased, leaving a spirit cared for, as with a mother-child relationship.

And this spirit can be extracted (at a price).

A peaceful, balanced world is conceivable, with problems of trade, protection, and survival assumed at a state of harmony within the robot community.

Mr. Bezos is especially interested in developing “spirit-compliant friends and lovers,” which could be package-wrapped with guaranteed instant delivery (if Amazon Prime initiated).

Mr. Zuckerberg wonders whether such a meta-human community would be interested in Facebook, but has been assured this function can be built in, based on financial arrangements.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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