2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

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Thursday, 11 July 2019

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Please Just Pull A Name Out Of A Hat

There can be no disputing that "Make America Great Again" served its purpose well for President Trump. He wasn't the first to use it, but he has a knack of having a finger on the pulse of the country, recycled the phrase - and it helped, it seems.

Not to be outdone, the large group of Democrats with high ambitions are doing their best to come up with their own winning slogan. It may be a minor thing compared to policies, but it really can make a difference if it's catchy and memorable...and if you don't have any policies.

See if any of these snappy choices will sway your vote.

Joe Biden - Just Remember My Initials And Pretend You're Voting For Jeb Bush

Elizabeth Warren - A True .0000001 Native American

Cory Booker - We Can All Be Spartacus

Bernie Sanders - I'm Not A Billionaire, I'm A Billionaire Socialist. Just Remember My B.S.

Kamala Harris - , la

Beto O'Rourke - Yes, I Am A Kennedy

Tom Steyer - I Was Just Going To Fund One Of These Others...But Look At Them

Eric Swalwell - I Will Be Bold...Uh...Never Mind

Andrew Yang - $1000 A Month For All (After 4 Years, You're On Your Own)

Marianne Williamson - Love, Rainbows, And Unicorns Are My Running Mates

Kirsten Gillibrand - The First Female President...Ivanka...I mean...Me

Bill de Blasio - New York Is Almost As Big As A Country And I Ran It Into The Ground Easily

Julian Castro - Many Famous Leaders Were Named Castro

Pete Buttigieg - Please Stop With The Butt Jokes

There you have it. And remember, Biden can always fall back on:
My First Day As President, I Will Defeat Trump.

Go get 'em, Uncle Joe.

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