There were 261 spoof news stories published in June 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...

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Funny story: Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars

Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars

Liverpool Football Club have released details of their new Plastic Fans Scheme, and say advance enquiries have caught their Anfield administration department on the hop. Fresh from their Champions League success, and a brilliant Premier League cam...

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Funny story: Girl Had Six Toes

Girl Had Six Toes

A teacher in a school in Bangkok had the fright of his life recently when, listening intently to what a girl standing by the side of his desk was saying, and looking downward so as to focus his concentration on her words, he became aware that she had...

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Funny story: European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...

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Funny story: Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Food technicians in California, working on research into health supplements, have unearthed what they say is worrying evidence that Spirulina, a cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae, previously thought to have been composed of protein, carbohydrates, f...

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Funny story: Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...

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Funny story: New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”

New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”

Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...

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Funny story: US Cigarette Production Goes Into Overdrive

US Cigarette Production Goes Into Overdrive

US manufacturers of cigarettes have said that thousands of new jobs will soon be available, after it was announced, yesterday, that e-cigarettes were to be outlawed in San Francisco. Cigarette manufacturers immediately began advertizing for staff...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Maureen's Friends(?), Solskjaer Sweet Shop, Braintree Town "WTF?"

Football Gossip: Maureen's Friends(?), Solskjaer Sweet Shop, Braintree Town "WTF?"

Former Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard says David Moyes replacing Sir Alex Ferguson at Old Trafford was like "charging an iPhone with a Nokia charger" whereas the appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was like "letting a three-year-old l...

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Funny story: Ralph E. Shaffer Is 89 Today

Ralph E. Shaffer Is 89 Today

Ralph E. Shaffer, the well-known writer of satire on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, celebrates his birthday today. He's 89, and will be for the next 364 days. Ralph might live in Issaquah, Washington, but then again, he might not. The...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...

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Funny story: Chemistry Weekly Round-Up

Chemistry Weekly Round-Up

It's been an exciting week in the world of Chemistry, with several things happening and several things not. A schoolboy in a Science lesson in Braintree in Essex, mixed some magnesium phosphate with a test tube of potassium permanganate, and cause...

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Funny story: Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

There was once a farmer who lived on a farm. The farm had an old barn, and in the barn, a wise old owl used to spend his evenings watching and listening for mice, so that he could enjoy one for his supper. The farmer's name was Brian Farmer. He li...

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Funny story: Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

We all know that driving a car can be dangerous, but now even motor racing's Lewis Hamilton has spoken out on the subject, saying he is disgusted at some of the things he's seen on the roads, especially abroad. Hamilton, who drives for the Mercede...

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Funny story: The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

Sleepy Hallow, Connecticut - Chairman of the Feudal Reserve, Graat “The Shark” White, held a small press conference here today to announce a plan to save on ink used for printing currency. “We only profit from the value of the money we print, b...

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Funny story: Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

A man who read a news report about Nicole Curran, the wife of the owner of a basketball team, and the online abuse she received from Beyonce fans after it was perceived that Curran had been rude to the singer, has invited the childish morons to direc...

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Funny story: Father's Day Card In Card Shop Window Raised Questions

Father's Day Card In Card Shop Window Raised Questions

A man wandering aimlessly past a card shop window during his break, saw a card which made him double-take, then triple-take, tut, shake his head as he became incredulous, and then walk away thinking "fucking silly cunts!" Moys Kenwood, 51, noticed...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Become A Qualified Accountant, But Then...

Man Decides To Become A Qualified Accountant, But Then...

Aimlessly perusing an online news website, this morning, a man was confronted with an advertisement that invited him to become a Qualified Accountant, so he decided he would look further into the lucrative prospect. Moys Kenwood, 55, quickly cli...

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Funny story: Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

The Longest Day, that annual feast that celebrates having more time to do stuff during daylight than on any of the other 364 days, has arrived once again! Known by people in times gone by as 'the Longest Day', the Longest Day can be as much as 1 m...

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Funny story: Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...

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Funny story: Man Says There's No Scientific Basis Behind 'She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not'

Man Says There's No Scientific Basis Behind 'She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not'

A man who knows about stuff like this, has said there is absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever behind the ages-old petal-pulling decision-making theory of "She loves me, she loves me not..." The practice of pulling individual petals from a...

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Funny story: Gecko Eaten By Army Of Ants

Gecko Eaten By Army Of Ants

In what's being treated by police here as a complete non-event, a gecko found on the floor of a house in southeast Asia, had been so thoroughly nibbled at by ants, that all that was left of it was its skeleton! The gecko - or lizard, as the specie...

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Funny story: Black Death On Its Way Back

Black Death On Its Way Back

The Black Death, the devastating pandemic that struck terror into countries all across the continents of Asia and Europe during the fourteenth century, killing around 100million people, is back amongst us, and set to take its toll once more. This...

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Funny story: Man's Shoes Are Indestructible

Man's Shoes Are Indestructible

A pair of cheap shoes bought at a market almost twenty years ago have lasted much longer than their owner expected them to, it's been revealed. The pair of rubberized, slip-on-style beach shoes cost only 99 Baht when purchased at Bangkok's Chatuch...

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Funny story: Concern grows over DeepMind's video game addiction

Concern grows over DeepMind's video game addiction

Researchers at DeepMind, the lab owned by Google parent company Alphabet, are becoming increasingly concerned over the amount of time its AI project spends playing popular video games. After becoming champion of the known universe in games like ches...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Dodgy 1970s Drinks

Where are they now? Dodgy 1970s Drinks

Snowball. Rum and black. Port and lemon. Cinzano and lemonade. The list is endless, but here at The Spoof we mourn the passing of some of our favourite 1970s booze - but not all. Snakebite. A snakebite is traditionally made with equal parts of lag...

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Funny story: Football Season In 'Delay' Shock

Football Season In 'Delay' Shock

It's been revealed by sources close to the game, that the traditional start to the football season may be delayed by "as much as two weeks" due, it's claimed, to "circumstances beyond our control". It's not yet clear what the circumstances are tha...

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Funny story: My Last Tube of Toothpaste

My Last Tube of Toothpaste

My friend said he’s bought his last barbecue; not because he doesn’t like barbecues, but because he will be dead before it wears out, so he won’t have to worry about a next one. My friend is not sick; he’s just not as young as he once was. As you...

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Funny story: After Casablanca: Rick and Sam in Tanny Tuva

After Casablanca: Rick and Sam in Tanny Tuva

The bar was closed, and Sam and Rick sat alone in the semi-darkness of Rick's Gin Mill, the only tavern in Kyzyl, the capital of Tuva. A half-empty bottle stood unevenly on the table, poised to shake at the slightest motion. Rick, head buried in his...

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Funny story: Baker Devoted Lifetime to Creating Heels-Only Loaf

Baker Devoted Lifetime to Creating Heels-Only Loaf

Elmira, NY. Henry Ulshred, once a baker to European royalty but who gave it up to pursue a dream, died yesterday in his adopted homeland at age 92. The cause of death was not announced. Ulshred, who changed his name from Shrdlu when he became a ro...

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Funny story: With This New Iran Schlemiel Going On, Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things.

With This New Iran Schlemiel Going On, Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things.

Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things. Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He...

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Funny story: George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again

George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again

George RR Martin, the man responsible for the books upon which the TV fantasy drama 'Game Of Thrones' is based, is a tireless author. This doesn't mean he hasn't got any tires, it means that he rarely puts his pencil and notepad down. Martin takes...

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Funny story: Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

To the uninitiated, the British hedgehog seems like an interesting sort of creature. Its body covered in spines, its pointed nose sniffing around for something to eat, its beady eyes searching around in the darkness, are enough to give the unwary tra...

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Funny story: Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book

Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book

President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...

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Funny story: Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Comedienne, Jo Brand, has rejected criticism of a joke she made about battery acid, by asserting that she drinks a glass of it every morning for breakfast, and it's never done her any harm. Brand was appearing on BBC Radio 4's 'Heresy' show hosted...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Once upon a time being an inpatient, outpatient or visitor to hospital had its upside. I'm talking of course about those nurses in their candy-striped little uniforms with their starched white aprons and their tiny lace hats perched on top of their p...

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Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond  the limits of science and promulgate their o...

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Funny story: Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...

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Funny story: Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...

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Funny story: Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

President Donald Trump has reacted characteristically to comments made by Megan Rapinoe, the US Women's football player who said she wouldn't visit the White House should her team win the World Cup. Trump tweeted: "She's a women. She'll do as s...

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Funny story: Car Boot Sale Shut Down After Concerns Over The Quality Of Goods On Sale

Car Boot Sale Shut Down After Concerns Over The Quality Of Goods On Sale

A car boot sale that has been under the spotlight of consumer watchdogs for more than two years, has finally been shut down, after severe concerns about the quality of the items on sale. The sale, which has been held on Walton Street Car Park in H...

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Funny story: Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

An afternoon spent watching Thai boxing on television, on Sunday, left one viewer wondering whether the 'sport' wasn't the most brutalest thing he'd ever seen in his entire life. Thai boxing - or muay Thai - is unlike traditional boxing, in that k...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story: Is Chantix Turkey a Threat to Aflac Duck?

Is Chantix Turkey a Threat to Aflac Duck?

Hollywood, CA. The first polls are in, and the Aflac Duck may be in trouble. The Chantix Turkey has temporarily replaced him as the most popular television commercial animal. Chantix has even created a spot for the turkey on the company's homepage -...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Music fans have begun arriving at Glastonbury for the annual feast of music that usually turns into a mudbath due to seasonal rainstorms, but there is already unrest, after several visitors said they would be seeking a refund if the weather stayed fi...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

There was drama on another level in the third round of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros yesterday, when three-time winner Serena Williams lost in straight sets to unseeded Sofia Kenin, and then threatened to kill her. Kenin, only...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Has Fucking Big Row With Girlfriend

Boris Johnson Has Fucking Big Row With Girlfriend

The new Tory leader-elect, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, has had a steaming, great fucking row with his girlfriend, Carrie Symonds, at her London home, say neighbours. Johnson and Symonds were said to be arguing like 'cat and dog' during the...

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Funny story: Liverpool Victory Parade To Take In Greater Manchester

Liverpool Victory Parade To Take In Greater Manchester

Liverpool, fresh from their 2-0 Champions League victory over Tottenham, have announced details of their victory parade route, and there is one major surprise in store - the parade will reach as far out of town as Manchester. It had been planned t...

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Funny story: Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber is taking a significant step this week in its effort to build out its transportation-on-demand business in Havana, Cuba. Cuba is the biggest ride-hailing market in the Caribbean. "We are tired of riding donkeys all day, and Uber came to ou...

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Funny story: Hull City The Only Football League Team Whose Name Has No Letters To Colour In

Hull City The Only Football League Team Whose Name Has No Letters To Colour In

Championship football team, Hull City, have been confirmed as the only side in the entire Football League whose name has no letters in it to colour in. This applies whether the name is written in upper or lower case characters. The news emerged...

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Funny story: Demoralized Warriors Blame Friday's Loss on Owner's Ouster by NBA

Demoralized Warriors Blame Friday's Loss on Owner's Ouster by NBA

The Oracle, Oakland, CA. Down three games to one and facing the Toronto Raptors on their home court Monday night, in a potentially season-ending game, the Golden State Warriors today placed the blame squarely on NBA officials who recklessly banned Wa...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett In Second Racist And Homophobic Attack

Jussie Smollett In Second Racist And Homophobic Attack

Jussie Smollett, the former actor who used to star in 'Empire' before an alleged racist and homophobic attack left him scared to tell the truth, has suffered a second racist and homophobic attack, which was every bit as terrifying - if not more - tha...

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Funny story: 1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...

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Funny story: Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review

Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review

Inital Impressions Good to drive, and seems fairly reliable. First impressions are good but quickly fade due to overbearing cruise control that steps in when you least need it. Controls are simple, as everything is remote-controlled from a shady o...

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Funny story: Sheryl Crow Can't Remember What Her Songs Sounded Like

Sheryl Crow Can't Remember What Her Songs Sounded Like

American singing star, Sheryl Crow, has said original tapes of her albums, including Tuesday Night Music Club and The Globe Sessions were lost when a fire engulfed archives at Universal Studios in Los Angeles in 2008, and the songs are now lost forev...

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Funny story: Marvel announce new superheroes for upcoming films

Marvel announce new superheroes for upcoming films

The Marvel Cinematic Universe tells a complex story, full of the sort of superheroes that simple-minded people love. There have been around twenty films already, each one referencing the others in a confusing way which forces viewers to watch them al...

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Funny story: JASON'S BACK! This Time Victims are Gullible Seniors

JASON'S BACK! This Time Victims are Gullible Seniors

FCC HQ, Washington, D. C. The Federal Communications Commission today issued an all-points bulletin for Jason, once the bane of "Friday the 13th" teen-aged campers, but now attacking the elderly under the guise of selling them medical alert systems.

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Funny story: Angela Merkel's Head Melts

Angela Merkel's Head Melts

There was drama in Germany today, during some abnormally hot weather, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken to hospital when her head melted. Merkel, 64, was standing next to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky in Berlin, listening to the two c...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Race To Be Decided In Strictly Come Dancing Dance-off

Tory Leadership Race To Be Decided In Strictly Come Dancing Dance-off

As Boris Johnson attempts to shake off the challenges of his fellow Tory MPs, Jeremy Hunt, and Michael Gove, news has emerged from 10 Downing Street that the winner from the 'final three' will be decided by the nation in a Strictly Come Dancing dance...

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Funny story: Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Shrewsbury Town Football Club

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Shrewsbury Town Football Club

When we think about football, we immediately picture, in our minds, the giants of the game - Manchester United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, Peter Crouch and so on. But what about the 'little teams'? The also-rans. The cannon fodder. Today, we f...

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Funny story: Trump Says Rape Allegations Are Not Fake News

Trump Says Rape Allegations Are Not Fake News

President Donald Trump has come out fighting in his latest controversy, and says that the rape allegations in the E. Jean Carroll case are "not fake news", and are "absolutely true". Mr Trump met Ms Carroll in the Bergdorf Goodman department stor...

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Funny story: Women's World Cup Teams Get Fair Play Warning from FIFA

Women's World Cup Teams Get Fair Play Warning from FIFA

"It's just not good enough," ranted FIFA President Gianni Infantino "and they've got to play the game fairly." At a hastily-convened press conference for the alcohol-sodden, chain-smoking football press corps, the bald-as-a-coot Mr Infantino expla...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Eart...

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Funny story: Theresa May Found Crouching Under Scottish Bridge

Theresa May Found Crouching Under Scottish Bridge

Theresa May, the former British prime minister, who resigned from her position as Conservative party leader on Friday, has been discovered by three walkers in the Scottish Highlands, crouching under a bridge. The incident took place near Ben Nevis...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...

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Funny story: Carrie On Boris As New PM Stars In Movie Classic

Carrie On Boris As New PM Stars In Movie Classic

London, UK - (What-a-Carrie-on-Mess): Incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is to star in a new Pinewood Studios classic about the perils of mismatched coupling in the internet dating age. Carrie On Boris will see the new PM rework a 1970...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

Welcome once again to the complete and utter waste of your precious time that is 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's subject, after many requests from readers, is the housefly. It was going to be the Kestrel, but isn't...

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Funny story: Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...

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Funny story: Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...

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Funny story: 1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie

Nashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie

Sandra Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, has exponentially upped her intake of greens, calcium and protein by incorporating a daily specialty smoothie into her morning routine. Larkin highly recommends her chocolate peanut butter smoothie to anyone int...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...

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Funny story: Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister

Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister

Michael Gove, one of eleven Conservative MPs vying for the job of party leader, has said that the fact that he "took cocaine on several occasions more than 20 years ago" should not affect his bid to become Britain's prime minister. Gove, ironicall...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens China With Wall

Trump Threatens China With Wall

President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...

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Funny story: Juvenile Newsreader looking forward to saying Johnson and Trump a lot on TV

Juvenile Newsreader looking forward to saying Johnson and Trump a lot on TV

Local Television celebrity, Gary Johnson from Chutney on the Fritz has claimed that he is really looking forward to the Leadership elections. 'I get paid to say Trump a lot. I don't know if you know this, but Trump is slang for a fart. I will get...

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Funny story: Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

A man who has, for decades, harbored a secret desire to try breakdancing, got his chance at the weekend, when his wife went to see her sister, leaving him all alone in the house. Ever since the early 1980s, when breakdancing broke onto the dancing...

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Funny story: President Trump And Sadiq Khan To Have A Duel

President Trump And Sadiq Khan To Have A Duel

US President Donald J. Trump and Lord Mayor of London Sadiq Khan hate each other, and are constantly tweeting about each other on Twitter. Today, however, things went several steps further, as the pair upset one another so much, their tempers boi...

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Funny story: Abraham Lincoln Places Sanctions on Jefferson Davis, Confederacy

Abraham Lincoln Places Sanctions on Jefferson Davis, Confederacy

The White House, Washington D. C. April 1, 1861. Speaking in the Rose Garden, President Abraham Lincoln went before reporters this morning to announce even more "hard hitting" sanctions against Jefferson Davis and his embryonic "Confederacy" in respo...

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Funny story: Smoking and "Shit-Talking" by Human Resources Department in Break Area Intimidates Newly-Hired Maintenance Mechanic From Detroit, Michigan

Smoking and "Shit-Talking" by Human Resources Department in Break Area Intimidates Newly-Hired Maintenance Mechanic From Detroit, Michigan

Wisconsin. Finding himself appalled, intimidated, and "somewhat dismayed" by the conversations he heard on his first week as a maintenance mechanic at Universal Decking & Furniture Products, Inc., 47-year-old Biff Spud told reporters last Tuesda...

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Funny story: Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...

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Funny story: Racist TV Shows To Make Comeback Under Boris Johnson

Racist TV Shows To Make Comeback Under Boris Johnson

As the Conservative Party leadership race starts to get on your tits, sources inside the party have said that, should Boris Johnson be successful, TV viewers can look forward to a whole swathe of racist and homophobic shows that had been, hitherto, s...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

After photographic evidence emerged of Nigerian players seemingly protecting testicles while facing a free kick, FIFA has begun an investigation into allegations that Nigeria's Women's World Cup team may not be all it seems. Coventry City defender...

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Funny story: Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Speaking at the end of the G20 summit yesterday, Mr. Trump denied that regime change in Venezuela has “lost momentum.” “These things take time,” he said. The President remarked that Venezuela is suffering so badly at this time from lost popula...

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Funny story: Man Makes The Mistake Of Sending A Picture Of His Tea To TheSpoof.com Instead Of Facebook

Man Makes The Mistake Of Sending A Picture Of His Tea To TheSpoof.com Instead Of Facebook

A man who says he was, quite frankly, knackered after a hard day at work, made what might turn out to be a catastrophic error tonight, when he posted a picture of his tea to satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, instead of its intended destination, F...

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Funny story: Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

People speculate whether the rumor's possible that Trump used his Access Hollywood greeting for the Queen, then saying, “Hi!” He once bragged on that tape, "When you're a star, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." No one at the Palace...

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Funny story: Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United Stat...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Woman Is Not His Typist

President Trump Says Woman Is Not His Typist

President Donald Trump has gone on record to officially announce that the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct is not his typist. E. Jean Carroll has accused Mr. Trump of lunging at her in the changing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department st...

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Funny story: Pasadena Snob Meets Walla Walla Girl

Pasadena Snob Meets Walla Walla Girl

The "Huntington Boys," members of the frosh debate team from prestigious Huntington College in Pasadena, sat at a rear booth at the coffee shop in Mammoth Lakes, California. Michael, captain of the team, had steered them to a remote table because he...

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Funny story: Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

After complaints from numerous members of the public that dog owners are not obeying the law with regard to their dogs' faecal waste, and are not properly disposing of their droppings, an East Yorkshire council has decided to introduce a new scheme w...

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Funny story: New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

Angela Maddock of New York City was intrigued when she heard about the new global currency recently announced by Facebook, which the company has been developing in secret over the past year. "I've never once had the Facebook site go down, whereas...

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Funny story: Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...

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Funny story: Bricksburg's President, Lord Business, Faces Accusations of Corruption.

Bricksburg's President, Lord Business, Faces Accusations of Corruption.

Bricksburg- A startling string of recent events in Bricksburg have led to absolutely unfounded accusations of corruption in the upper levels of Bricksburg's government, even to the all-powerful president himself. In the quest for the truth, we at the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...

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Funny story: Tiananmen Square Tank Man's Identity Now Established

Tiananmen Square Tank Man's Identity Now Established

The image was iconic, the pose defiant, the mood melancholy, and the regime oppressive. The time was 1989, and the place, Tiananmen Square, in Beijing, China. Until now, the identity of the brave man standing up to the Chinese authorities has remaine...

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Funny story: Politics as a Car Review

Politics as a Car Review

Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...

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Funny story: Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi. Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being...

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Funny story: Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...

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