A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the octopus, starfish, lobster, and angelfish.
The teacher, Moys Kenwood, 56, using school-provided lesson plans, was obliged to impart to his startled students, facts as extraordinarily mundane as:
"The octopus lives in the sea"
"The starfish has five legs"
"The lobster is not a fish"
"The angelfish is colorful"
and several other nuggets of dogshit disguised as pearls of wisdom.
He told TheSpoof.com:
"The children are all very nice, but some of them would have trouble telling you how old they were, let alone trying to remember a shitload of useless information about creatures they will never encounter. Something rather more useful might be the way to go - like teaching them to speak English."
Nobody involved in education took any notice.
