Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 26 July 2019

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A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the octopus, starfish, lobster, and angelfish.

The teacher, Moys Kenwood, 56, using school-provided lesson plans, was obliged to impart to his startled students, facts as extraordinarily mundane as:

"The octopus lives in the sea"

"The starfish has five legs"

"The lobster is not a fish"

"The angelfish is colorful"

and several other nuggets of dogshit disguised as pearls of wisdom.

He told TheSpoof.com:

"The children are all very nice, but some of them would have trouble telling you how old they were, let alone trying to remember a shitload of useless information about creatures they will never encounter. Something rather more useful might be the way to go - like teaching them to speak English."

Nobody involved in education took any notice.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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