Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 13 July 2019

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I say! That's not very nice!

A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away.

The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the book "just sitting there", and decided to have a look.

He casually opened it up, and immediately saw the word 'cunt' across the top line of the page, in all its offensive glory. He could not read the explanation underneath, as it was in Khmer, but a sample sentence was helpfully provided in English. It read:

"You stupid cunt!"

Shocked, he turned to the previous page, where he spotted "cunnilingus" and "cunnilinguist", both of which he tittered at.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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