Scientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars

Written by Al N.

Friday, 19 July 2019

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The Mars Rover driver's seat was modified to be able to carry a very massive amount of weight.

Science Town, USA In an inspiring show of patriotism, a majority of scientists believe that President Trump should have the honor of being the first man on Mars.

"I think Trump has proved he has the stamina, persistence, and resiliency to make the trip to Mars. Not to mention, I believe the Orange Man and the Red Planet would look good together," said one leading scientist.

"And I don't think any agencies will make any mistakes this time, like when the calculations weren't in metric, as planned, and the rocket crashed," said another scientist, who was cutting his fingernails and texting while working on his calculations.

"Everyone knows Trump likes riding around in a golf cart, and he would be right at home on the Mars Rover," said a third scientist.

The House of Representatives passed the initiative right away and it will next go to the Senate.

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