Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 27 February 2020

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Weinstein says that he and Cosby have so much in common that being in the same prison cell makes perfect sense.

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison.

Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him to Sang Sung Prison, where disgraced TV comedian, Bill Cosby, is incarcerated.

Weinstein was asked why he wanted to share a jail cell with Cosby, of all people. Mr. W grinned, and said that, except for the fact that he’s white and Cosby is black, the two are almost identical.

“You mean, in that, both of you sexually assaulted women?” he was asked.

“No! No! Not that. The fact that we both love President Trump, we both love Sean Hannity, and we both love the fact that we’re so charming, that each one of us could have so easily even convinced Kellyanne Conway to do the bouncy bounce with us."

IN A NON-RELATED STORY – Rudy “The Swamp Creature” Giuliani has denied the rumor that he will soon be releasing pages and pages of damning evidence against Trump, and will thus be entering into the ‘Witness Protection Program.’

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