WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr.
The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pound weight gain has caused his brain to turn into Raisin Bran cereal.
Barr responded by saying that if racism was snow, Comrade Trumpski would be the North friggin Pole. He then added that POTUS, with his ugly ass orange hair, is starting to look more and more like Kathy Griffin, except that Griffin is a gorgeous Hooter's Girl compared to "Old Baby Fingers".
Trump reportedly told his long-legged, sexy daughter, Ivanka, that he is very close to firing Barr’s fat ass and possibly replacing him with Sean “Scrotum Face” Hannity.
“Daddy,” Ivanka replied, “you called him 'Scrotum Face.'” Trump giggled like a little girl, and commented, “Yes, sweetie…that’s his nickname, and no I didn’t give it to him, I think it was that creepy-eyed Fox News dipshit, Tucker Carlson.”
Ivanka rolled her eyes, and said, “Daddy, I remember a time when nobody in politics had a nickname…except, of course, for Mitch “The Turtle Bitch” McConnell.”
“Oh, Vanky,” Trump said, with a perfect grin on his face, “I am so effen proud of you, you’re exactly like me except, of course, that you have a hooha, and I have a pee-pee.”
(IN CLOSING – The Massachusetts state senate will soon be voting on the amendment to change the state’s name to the more simpler, easier to spell, and easier to pronounce name Massa.)
