Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 16 February 2020

image for Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties
Meghan Markle shown wearing a hat that was given to her by Elton John (Photo courtesy of Bernie Taupin).

HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection.

Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panties of any woman that he has ever dated, including Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Shakira.

Meghan was surprised to learn during her extensive research that American women well into their 60s and 70s still enjoy wearing skimpy string bikini panties, especially 73-year-old Cher, who says that they make her feel like she's only 53.

Meghan gushed with pride as she said that she will even have a special line that will have her and Prince Harry’s likeness on the front.

(IN CLOSING – Markle said that she sent a sample pair to first lady Melania Trump who loved the panties so much, that she wants to order half a dozen of her La Princessa Crotchless Bikini Thongs.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more