Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 16 February 2020

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Meghan Markle shown wearing a hat that was given to her by Elton John (Photo courtesy of Bernie Taupin).

HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection.

Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panties of any woman that he has ever dated, including Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Shakira.

Meghan was surprised to learn during her extensive research that American women well into their 60s and 70s still enjoy wearing skimpy string bikini panties, especially 73-year-old Cher, who says that they make her feel like she's only 53.

Meghan gushed with pride as she said that she will even have a special line that will have her and Prince Harry’s likeness on the front.

(IN CLOSING – Markle said that she sent a sample pair to first lady Melania Trump who loved the panties so much, that she wants to order half a dozen of her La Princessa Crotchless Bikini Thongs.)

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